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GemGem

GemGem

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Well as if the pain of going back to work wasn't bad enough, I gets in my car the other night to go home and there staring at me on my steering wheel was fookin HUGE wasp good job i didn't drive off eh. Luckilly the evil git flew out when i poked it with a bit of paper.

Oh but that is not it the little bugger wanted revenge, later on that night i really needed a poo so obv i went to the toilet. so i am sat there doing my business when i hear this buzzing sound, so i looked up and there it was another fookin HUGE wasp flying round my head while i'm having a crap.

To make matters worse i quickly had to finish run out of the toilet with my jeans half way up, unfortunately my dad and his brother were both upstairs on the computer and all they could see was me running out of the toilet like a loony flashing my arse :$

DAMN YOU WASPS :mad:
 
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imagine sitting ont he toilet and there was one in there oweeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm not scared of spiders tho never have been i used to pull the legs off em when i was iccle
 
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ste huxley

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I was pissed the other whenever it was and went to bed about 2am, woke up at half 5 to this very loud wasp (think it had a megaphone) buzzing, got thru the window etc. I had to kill it naturally. Nice 1 head down again, BUT NO!!!!!!!

Another wasp gets in half hour l8r and proceeds to buzz dead loud etc. This one was also eliminated.

Wasps = Nob eds :mad:

Suffice to say I felt like shit the following day. Wasps fault entirely. :naughty:
 
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ste huxley said:
I was pissed the other whenever it was and went to bed about 2am, woke up at half 5 to this very loud wasp (think it had a megaphone) buzzing, got thru the window etc. I had to kill it naturally. Nice 1 head down again, BUT NO!!!!!!!

Another wasp gets in half hour l8r and proceeds to buzz dead loud etc. This one was also eliminated.

Wasps = Nob eds :mad:

Suffice to say I felt like shit the following day. Wasps fault entirely. :naughty:
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I hope u completely smashed it to pieces with a mag :thumbsup:
 
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I hope u completely smashed it to pieces with a mag :thumbsup:
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theres no way i couldn't have gone near it never mind killed it, i usually run in the other direction...
i was having a driving lesson years ago and heard a really loud buzzin and thought a wasp had flown into the car so i pulled over as quick as i could to get out of the car and it turned out that it was somebody doing their gardening and the noise i had heard was a strimmer...not a wasp :$ good job my instructor had a good sense of humour :)

another time i had to phone my boyfriend to come home from work cos a wasp flew into the living room and i had locked myself in the bathroom with my little lad cos i was shittin it :$ :$ .

damn them wasps :mad:

jayne x
 
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ste huxley

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Kill them, kill them all, like flying versions of spiders them :ba:

glazzy said:
theres no way i couldn't have gone near it never mind killed it, i usually run in the other direction...
i was having a driving lesson years ago and heard a really loud buzzin and thought a wasp had flown into the car so i pulled over as quick as i could to get out of the car and it turned out that it was somebody doing their gardening and the noise i had heard was a strimmer...not a wasp :$ good job my instructor had a good sense of humour :)

another time i had to phone my boyfriend to come home from work cos a wasp flew into the living room and i had locked myself in the bathroom with my little lad cos i was shittin it :$ :$ .

damn them wasps :mad:

jayne x
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