F**k, sh*t, boll**ks, @rse!

[Amelie]

oh yes ladies, the dreaded time of yesr is upon us again, the time of year when perfectly sane and rational (and thinking mans crumpet types like my good self) suddenly comtemplete taking a shed load of paracets and eneding it all. It here...............

Swimsuit buying time.

Shiiiiiiiit, standing in a box type fucking mirrored coffin and looking at myself in an all-encompassing visual abuse scenario whilst some skinny bint offers to get it me in the next size up.

Save me from this dear God, i beg you

 

[sirius]

Just go skinny dipping - problem solved

 

[sweet sensation]

wear yor sunglassses, cos that s how everyone else willsee you anyway

 

[sirius]

What, as naked skinnydipping?. Aye, its prolly true anyway!



Hmmn, swimsuits....nice. Just wear some shorts and a baggy Tshirt ...although its probably all paranoya in your head anyway!


Think this bikini type thing may be going too far though:

Sirius.

 

[blue jammer]

Think this bikini type thing may be going too far though:

Jesus Hector Christ

She'll get a chill in her kidneys she will, going out like that.

Meh.


Bloody women and their moaning about their bodies, just get on with it I say, you'll never be happy, whatever anyone says.

 

[sirius]

Amelie, Im sure you will look fantastic - stop worrying. Get Jonno to whack any drooling dirty perv's though wontcha.


lol@ blueJammer, kidney chills, lol. I think its from the "Why bother" swimsuit catalog is that one

Sirius.

 

[Bubbles]

U wont ever see me in a swimsuit unless im on holiday and even then i have to wear my matching beach skirt over the top

 

[Miss C]

K-T what r u on woman uv got a perfect bikini bod!!!!

after a while u begin to realise nobody actually gives a shit what u look like as their all 2 paranoid about their own bodies. Unless your on the beach in ibiza with all the perfectley bronzed toned beautiful people.Bit buggered in that situation really.

so fak it i'm going for a tiny white bikini from topshop this year

 

[Bubbles]

K-T what r u on woman uv got a perfect bikini bod!!!!

after a while u begin to realise nobody actually gives a shit what u look like as their all 2 paranoid about their own bodies. Unless your on the beach in ibiza with all the perfectley bronzed toned beautiful people.Bit buggered in that situation really.

so fak it i'm going for a tiny white bikini from topshop this year

LOL mmm do u think well my top half is really good i think but since having my little destiny i have got thease sticky out love handles that stick out, a really big bum and sort ov tree trunk type legs

thanks for the compliment miss c

i think ur right tho when u say every one is worryin about there selfs to notic u

 

[STEADMANSCOTT]

u all loook nice dont worry feck every1 else wear what u want! be PROUD LOL :$

 

[jenwah]

i would never go swimmin or anythin for years cause i had the worst complex bout how fat i was and how i looked. but then i decided that i dnt give a f@ck anyway!

only thing that really bothers me, is that i have such pale skin. i hate that, everyone thinks i have jus arrived on hols, but really, i have been there for a fortnight already and am leavin that evenin LOL

 

[northern minx]

the cloakroom is the worse bit!
lol
especially wen u need a different size bottom to the top!:$


anyhows chic, the best thing u can do is don the bikini or swimsuit, hold yr head up high, and wear it with confidence
beauty is within and that always shines out far more than the hips or tyres!
lol thats not to say u hav those, but i do!

minxy loving her vuluptous body

good luck babe

 

[sweet sensation]

I used to have a nightmare buying bikinis, I could never get any to fit me

I had no bum, so needed a very small bottom, but I over compensated for my lack of bum, by having a larger bust :| so I needed a big top. And do you think I could find a shop that sold them separatley - no :S

so I used to just go topless lol

now I thank god for bravissimo

I would love to go on holiday, Ive not been on one for about 5 years

Im sure it wont matter anyway amelie, cos you'll be having too good a time to worry about it

 

[cam]

I hate wearing womens bathing suites as well, there not quite as accomadating as my grans bloomers :$

 

[sirius]

I hate wearing womens bathing suites as well, there not quite as accomadating as my grans bloomers :$

I dont know whats the more disturbing........the fact your wear ladies swimsuits - or the fact you try on your grans bloomers


Sirius

 

[cam]

I dont know whats the more disturbing........the fact your wear ladies swimsuits - or the fact you try on your grans bloomers


Sirius

Aye crotch less bloomers mind, so its not that bad

 

[blue jammer]

Aye crotch less bloomers mind, so its not that bad

Your gran has no cock?

 

[flange]

Nowt wrong with odd bikini

Saw these for sale today on Ashton market:

every woman should own one - lol!!!!

 

[blue jammer]

^^^ nice pink bits there. :$


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(the bikini is quite nice too)

 

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