I hear that Poptart jam makes a good adesive agent in the war against proventing board old lady's slipping off their chairs at Bingo :|
FAO Pacman
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I have noted that down as after a long meeting with the Gerbil at the local gaden centre I concluded that it could not speak and the minutes contained only utterances from myself.
Therefore I would assume that chocolate poptart jam is the most succesful agent in this area due to its 'quicker drying' properties.
Therefore I would assume that chocolate poptart jam is the most succesful agent in this area due to its 'quicker drying' properties.
I feel at this point the board must have a group beard stroke, and re-asess the situation on Monday morning as to weather or not chocolate or jam is the way forward
Jethro Tull's seed drill is not only still used in certain parts of Papa nu Geunnie, but is also viewed as a highly advanced piece of Nasa space equipment
Scientists have found out that hmasters can infact hold about 3 bag fulls of grocery shopping in there mouths(excluding kiwi fruit,oranges and bananas)
When asked how they came to this coclusion
A Mr. Nesbitington H.T.T(hamster theory team) said....
'We found that sunflower seeds were not suitable for our test as we are trying to create a group of shopping carying hamsters as asked by for Tesco's)
This worrying story comes in the light of sceintists trying to see im camels humps can be used as portable donor carriers.......
When asked how they came to this coclusion
A Mr. Nesbitington H.T.T(hamster theory team) said....
'We found that sunflower seeds were not suitable for our test as we are trying to create a group of shopping carying hamsters as asked by for Tesco's)
This worrying story comes in the light of sceintists trying to see im camels humps can be used as portable donor carriers.......
When Brian Selwyn, 82 from Cirencester, found that youths had discarded an empty cigarette packet containing a wrapper off Bourbon biscuits on his driveway the foolhardy pensioner decided he had little option but to play 'Chicken' in the road.
Despite being struck 14 times, Paramedics managed to limit the injuries Mr Selwyn suffered when they rescued him from his position lying on the top of a 'Le Mans 24hr' edition of the popular toy Scalextric in his local Toys'R'Us store.
Despite being struck 14 times, Paramedics managed to limit the injuries Mr Selwyn suffered when they rescued him from his position lying on the top of a 'Le Mans 24hr' edition of the popular toy Scalextric in his local Toys'R'Us store.
Armando Needlefluff
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This is a terrible situation, its about time hornby's chairman spent some cash, and started putting up speed limits on it's saclelextic
I mean every heard in the news the other day about the Hornby train disaster on the line between the kitchen mews and Paddington Pantry stations, It was such a horrific moment when that plastic cow stepped on the track near the toilet roll tunnel of Living room cross. The shock of Farmer Jones is immense, I mean all he has done since that fatal day, is stand alone on the sideboard overpass, not moving and unable to utter a word....... Come on Hornby....... Sort it out for feck sake !!!!!
I mean every heard in the news the other day about the Hornby train disaster on the line between the kitchen mews and Paddington Pantry stations, It was such a horrific moment when that plastic cow stepped on the track near the toilet roll tunnel of Living room cross. The shock of Farmer Jones is immense, I mean all he has done since that fatal day, is stand alone on the sideboard overpass, not moving and unable to utter a word....... Come on Hornby....... Sort it out for feck sake !!!!!
Pixie said:
Lol - I ma ni on yaw a rettun dna ron si xxaj m ro isknot. FI u eveileb taht ll'uoy eveileb gnihtyna!!!!!!
