favourite 'Chat Up lines'

[whatyadoinsucka]

my favourite put down line on a night out

if a girl asks don't I know you

I just say 'yeh, i'm the receptionist at the local VD clinic'


whats your favourite, please note i'd only say this
if there very persistant (even annoyingly so)

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

SORRY wrong entry, Please Check out the Other THREAD

it should be

'do you fancy a threesome'

answer 'no'

'well fuck off then while I chat up your mate'

(NB: I accept no liability for using this line)

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

My friend once said this to a girl

" Do you beleive in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again "

How Cheesie is that


I have a little joke about chat up lines, well sort of

This guy is at a checkout line in a suppermarket

He starts to put his items on to the moving belt

1 tin of tuna,
1 loaf of bread
1 ready meal
1 tin of beans
and so on

The girl behind the till says " hey, your single arn't you
The Guy replies " Yes, how did you guess, was it that I buy my single items ????"

The Girl says " No, it's becauase you are an ugly t*at !!!!

 

[Tigger]

My favourite has got to be:

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyways.

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

i once had a

girl buy me three double tequila's
(this was after 2 bottles of wine red + white, 6 or 7 pints 9 vodka's)
BLOODY hell i was a piss head at uni

she' then said

'what would you say if i said i wanted to kiss you'


well she pulled.
needless to say, i ended up in bed with her, unfortunately i called her 'sarah' her house mated name, a big no..no, next morning
I was somewhat ill, for a few days
needless to say i've not drunk tequila since

 

[woody]

i've got a gud en!

Guy approaches a girl at the bar,

"hello darlin, whats the chances of getting into those panties of yours? "

" no thanks, theres one arsehole in there already!"


LMFAO @ that one


Woody

 

[The Frog Meister]

The one that I sometimes use (NOT)

Me : Do you have some french in you?

girl : No

me : Do you want some?




I actually once said that for a laugh...

And she looked at me and said.... Ok!

Bloody hell was I shocked.... up untill I got to her room that is

 

[WAFC]

Chat Up lines

" You've got 306 bones in your body, do you want another in there?"

"Hey love, me names not Flintstone but I bet I can make your bedrock."