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Red Mancunian

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Check this out, I just rang my doctor's to get an appointment (you have to tell them that you're dying to get seen), and they've given me my appointment time...

"Right, the only slot we haver available is 7 minutes past 4."

Erm, right, that's fine.

"Will you make sure you're here for 7 minutes past 4?"

Yep


F*cking seven minutes past? :crazy:

Thinking about it, I'm gonna get there early at 6 and a half minutes past.

WTF do they feed these people?
 
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LOL not normally, but the place needs blowing up with explosives...

I was there first thing this frikkin morning for a blood test (to check me cholesterol! :crazy:) and the nurse says "Have you been fasting?"

I look at her with a blank face :confused: and she says "Have you had anything to eat or drink in the last 12 hours?"

Um, yep, like a frikkin extra large pizza, and sh*tloads of ice cream.

Oh, and about {insert large number here} glasses of wine. :axe:

They didn't tell me not to eat, so I've gotta go back in 2 frikkin weeks! :mad:

Pass me a beer, someone, and a cholesterol sandwich...
 
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Absolutely shocking mate, Ive had it where me girlfirend was trying to get me an appointment for some quite harsh and the freakin receptionists (aka mini hitlers) were saying to her "We will only give him an appointment if you tell me what is wrong wth him" :eek: Shameless they are.
 
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pacman said:
Absolutely shocking mate, Ive had it where me girlfirend was trying to get me an appointment for some quite harsh and the freakin receptionists (aka mini hitlers) were saying to her "We will only give him an appointment if you tell me what is wrong wth him" :eek: Shameless they are.
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That's scandalous m8, u don't have 2 say wot the matter is, they r jus nosey f**kers!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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Red Mancunian said:
Check this out, I just rang my doctor's to get an appointment (you have to tell them that you're dying to get seen

WTF do they feed these people?
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Your not far wrong there when I was at Uni me mate carked it from meningitis. I got phoned up by her dad n told to get to the quacks PDQ. I belled em and they told me to come back the following week, it was onyl when I told em that I'd probably be brown bread that they saw me.....

well those tablets .......

luminous orange pee......

Had a bit of fun on the way home, bit like hansel n grettle .....
 
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pacman

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Sums them up to a tee - Notice how no-ones come on here and said what a wonderful service they've had from their doctors!!

Not surprising really eh?
 


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