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Amelie

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Well what a frigging let down these are. After wanting to try them for ages, we finally got some. First off, they look very 'vaginal' what wiith thier bizaree pink fleshy innards, secondly, they taste like a mouldy windowsill, and thirdly- how expensive?

I tried them in virgin state, wrapped in Parma Ham, and baked with vanilla and ice cream- all shit.

What cullinary let downs have you had then.
 

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i really like figs but prefer dates ;)

there really isnt much i wont eat in all honesty apart from celery - cook it how you will there isnt anything you can do to a celery that will make it taste any better for me :$
 

Stylee

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Well what a frigging let down these are. After wanting to try them for ages, we finally got some. First off, they look very 'vaginal' what wiith thier bizaree pink fleshy innards, secondly, they taste like a mouldy windowsill, and thirdly- how expensive?

I tried them in virgin state, wrapped in Parma Ham, and baked with vanilla and ice cream- all shit.

What cullinary let downs have you had then.

Aye, ive had good and bad experiances with em, if they are done right they be lubbly,

Im moire interested in how you know what a mouldy windowsill tastes like ya loon hehe :D

i really like figs but prefer dates ;)

EAZY mrs hehe, you a kept woman these days, talk like that will give peepz the wrong impression, and that you some sort of old loose man eater :D
 

Amelie

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Aye, ive had good and bad experiances with em, if they are done right they be lubbly,

Im moire interested in how you know what a mouldy windowsill tastes like ya loon hehe :D

I'll try owt once- i am just that kinda girl:cool:
 

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EAZY mrs hehe, you a kept woman these days

hehehe thats gotta be the understatement of the centuary ;)

anyway you fancy a date :p got a real nice bunch lined up for you......
 

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Jiglo

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How long can you ladies keep a date in ya mouth without swallowing?:bj: :moonie: :D

Don't think i've ever tried a fig and not even sure what the fig a fig is:S
 

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i really like figs but prefer dates ;)

there really isnt much i wont eat in all honesty apart from celery - cook it how you will there isnt anything you can do to a celery that will make it taste any better for me :$


bet you'd eat / like my spag bol and I put it in that ;) :D

figs ~ hmm, never tried them but dont particularly have a desire to,

I remember those biccies from years back, fig rolls...when he was little, our kid thought it was PIG not fig lol, used to call them 'pig biscuits' :axe: bless :love: :D


olives let me down, theyre minging, as do youghurts...they look ace and interesting but taste ...:hurl: :(