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<blockquote data-quote="marty" data-source="post: 574441" data-attributes="member: 327"><p>Even though T.C wil have a go at me for this <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> ......here goes........</p><p></p><p>The sun is shining in Brazil!!!!!!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/thumbsup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbsup:" title="thumbs up :thumbsup:" data-shortname=":thumbsup:" /> </p><p></p><p>Oh yeah.....you all think I have the life of Riley, working out here in lovely warm weather.......well......it's the first time any of the locals can remember so many consecutive days of miserable weather at this time of year!!</p><p></p><p>I wonder if I brough it with me from the UK??</p><p></p><p>Anyway....a story for ya:</p><p></p><p>Mr Smith is involved in an accident and loses both ears, goes to the hospital and sees the surgeons.</p><p>"Ah Mr Smith.....your inner ears are fine, it's just the outers that are ripped off......we have a new pioneering technique and we can grow you some new ones on the back of a mouse". </p><p>"The only thing is that they take around six months to grow, but we can fit you with some animal parts as a temporary measure.....don't worry though, if you wear a hat, no-one will notice"</p><p>The man thinks about it and agrees to go through with the surgery.</p><p></p><p>A few days later the surgery is carried out and the man awakes from the operation and speaks to the surgeon...."how did it go doc'"? he asks.</p><p>"Well.....the operation was a complete success, but we only had one dogs ear and one pigs ear....we have fitted them, but as I said previously, if you wear a hat, no-one will notice"</p><p></p><p>The man goes away and is quite happy with the results.</p><p></p><p>Six months later he goes back to have his proper "new" ears fitted.</p><p></p><p>"Hello Mr Smith.....how are you"</p><p>"Oh fine thanks doc'........just great...ready for my new ears"</p><p>"How did you find the temporary ears"?</p><p>"Oh no bother at all.....with the dogs ear, I can hear people whispering a mile away"</p><p>"And what about the pigs ear"</p><p>"Ah well" he says...........</p><p>..............</p><p>.........</p><p>......</p><p>...</p><p>..</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>"I'm getting quite a bit of crackling in that" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="marty, post: 574441, member: 327"] Even though T.C wil have a go at me for this ;) ......here goes........ The sun is shining in Brazil!!!!!!:cool: :thumbsup: Oh yeah.....you all think I have the life of Riley, working out here in lovely warm weather.......well......it's the first time any of the locals can remember so many consecutive days of miserable weather at this time of year!! I wonder if I brough it with me from the UK?? Anyway....a story for ya: Mr Smith is involved in an accident and loses both ears, goes to the hospital and sees the surgeons. "Ah Mr Smith.....your inner ears are fine, it's just the outers that are ripped off......we have a new pioneering technique and we can grow you some new ones on the back of a mouse". "The only thing is that they take around six months to grow, but we can fit you with some animal parts as a temporary measure.....don't worry though, if you wear a hat, no-one will notice" The man thinks about it and agrees to go through with the surgery. A few days later the surgery is carried out and the man awakes from the operation and speaks to the surgeon...."how did it go doc'"? he asks. "Well.....the operation was a complete success, but we only had one dogs ear and one pigs ear....we have fitted them, but as I said previously, if you wear a hat, no-one will notice" The man goes away and is quite happy with the results. Six months later he goes back to have his proper "new" ears fitted. "Hello Mr Smith.....how are you" "Oh fine thanks doc'........just great...ready for my new ears" "How did you find the temporary ears"? "Oh no bother at all.....with the dogs ear, I can hear people whispering a mile away" "And what about the pigs ear" "Ah well" he says........... .............. ......... ...... ... .. . . . . "I'm getting quite a bit of crackling in that" :mad: [/QUOTE]
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