Funny Story's
- Thread starter Rachel
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The other day I walked into a bar..... bloody hurt as well 
Take my wife... please
hehe, funny things seem to happen to me a lot but nothing comes to mind
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Take my wife... please
hehe, funny things seem to happen to me a lot but nothing comes to mind
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Come to think of it.. there was a funny story involving me, grad and a lad called sheffy and a big club called bowlers. Grad's kinder egg got us banned from our favourite club but I think I'll let Grad tell that story seen as he was the one who had to get stripped searched hohoho
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I will tell you my funny story.
I had been for a night out at Bowlers, and like you do went to the services on the way back. Well it was a little bit cold, and the services were dead. so i throught i would go home. On the way back down the M62 motorway, i was having a great time listening to the tunes and buzzing away. The motorway was really quit and then all of a sudden i saw some head lights behind me, so i slowed down ( cause you never know who it is going to be)they came up faster, then it seemed to hover next to me. well i was shitting myself!!! then the car went a lot faster and i saw my mothers head sticking out of the window and waving at me!!!! when i was just about to melt on the spot!!!
I had been for a night out at Bowlers, and like you do went to the services on the way back. Well it was a little bit cold, and the services were dead. so i throught i would go home. On the way back down the M62 motorway, i was having a great time listening to the tunes and buzzing away. The motorway was really quit and then all of a sudden i saw some head lights behind me, so i slowed down ( cause you never know who it is going to be)they came up faster, then it seemed to hover next to me. well i was shitting myself!!! then the car went a lot faster and i saw my mothers head sticking out of the window and waving at me!!!! when i was just about to melt on the spot!!!
Jimmy
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About 3 years ago I lived in Leeds.
One night I was out shopping at the local supermarket minding me own business got 2 the frozen food bit (they had them long freezers) found the frozen peas, only 1 bag left right at the end, leaned over to get em meanwhile someone (presumably old lady with tartan shopping bag) knoacked into me took me off balance and I ended up in the counter.
It was bloody cold in there n me hands stuck to the bottom, I was in a dead dodgy position cos me knees had jammed over the lip so I couldn't move.
After what seemd like an age someone came to help me n thawed me hands off the bottom plate with some warm water.
I could c the attendant trying not to laff in me face looking back it must have been quite funny but the most peculiar thing is that I was really really scared, what if I never got out, all I could see was frozen veg, I was thinking how I could get water etc etc , mad as if I was going to set up a little house in there I couldn't move from me knees upwards.
Mad as anything it was.
One night I was out shopping at the local supermarket minding me own business got 2 the frozen food bit (they had them long freezers) found the frozen peas, only 1 bag left right at the end, leaned over to get em meanwhile someone (presumably old lady with tartan shopping bag) knoacked into me took me off balance and I ended up in the counter.
It was bloody cold in there n me hands stuck to the bottom, I was in a dead dodgy position cos me knees had jammed over the lip so I couldn't move.
After what seemd like an age someone came to help me n thawed me hands off the bottom plate with some warm water.
I could c the attendant trying not to laff in me face looking back it must have been quite funny but the most peculiar thing is that I was really really scared, what if I never got out, all I could see was frozen veg, I was thinking how I could get water etc etc , mad as if I was going to set up a little house in there I couldn't move from me knees upwards.
Mad as anything it was.
I've got a funny story involving motorways.
A few years ago a lad I knew from Blackburn went with his 2 brothers to Amsterdam on one of those overnight coach smokers weekend packages. Anyway, when the coach picked him up he thought it'll be a good idea to have 3 trips. As they're going down the M1 that "Police Stop" video is being shown on the coach video thing. Now my mates watching this and reality is starting to get a little blurred. He gets it into his head that the coach driver is nodding off so he walks down to front to help keep him awake by continually prodding the driver with his finger. The poor driver must have been wondering what the fuck this idiot was up to. That not been bad enough my mate thinks the driver has suddenly completely fallen asleep and so leans over and grabs the steering wheel. The two of them are wrestling with the wheel, the coach flies off the motorway up the grass verge and back down to end up at a standstill on the hard shoulder. The coach driver fires off to call the plod. He never got done though. When the police arrive, my mates got his head together a bit. Him and his brothers tell the police that the driver had fallen asleep. Understandably the coach driver wouldn't drive any further with this idiot, so the police dropped him off at the services.
A few years ago a lad I knew from Blackburn went with his 2 brothers to Amsterdam on one of those overnight coach smokers weekend packages. Anyway, when the coach picked him up he thought it'll be a good idea to have 3 trips. As they're going down the M1 that "Police Stop" video is being shown on the coach video thing. Now my mates watching this and reality is starting to get a little blurred. He gets it into his head that the coach driver is nodding off so he walks down to front to help keep him awake by continually prodding the driver with his finger. The poor driver must have been wondering what the fuck this idiot was up to. That not been bad enough my mate thinks the driver has suddenly completely fallen asleep and so leans over and grabs the steering wheel. The two of them are wrestling with the wheel, the coach flies off the motorway up the grass verge and back down to end up at a standstill on the hard shoulder. The coach driver fires off to call the plod. He never got done though. When the police arrive, my mates got his head together a bit. Him and his brothers tell the police that the driver had fallen asleep. Understandably the coach driver wouldn't drive any further with this idiot, so the police dropped him off at the services.
