getting all blahzey?? in the kitchen...

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butty

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does anyone else get a bit too big for there boots when in the cooking arena?

im always doing it, sometimes i have it in me head that im like superman and can do extraordinary things and it usually all ends up in tears (or me being still hungry)

ie about a month ago i was gettin summet out of the micro burner, think it was taglitelli or summet. anyways it was in like one of them bags u waz in n set it off

i tried to get the bag out without using suitable hot stuff removal apparatus, i sort of tried to throw it out and onto me plate. only problem is i overshot the plate n threw the bag of scran into the bin that was waitin open mouthed below! :axe:

anyways ya thought i would have learnt me lesson but jus then i went to get a pie out of the oven and thought i could throw it onto me plate that was patiently waiting on the the door bit that u pull down to get into the oven

i wazzed it off the rack thing in the oven but totally missed it n me chicken n mushy pie ended up flipped over on its head on the oven door with all the ming that seems to get there over time :hurl:

i rescued what i could of it, i wouldnt recomend it though as im prolly teamin with mrsa n such like now :cops:

anyways, is anyone else a c@ck like me in the kitchen :vandyk:
 

Mr Radish

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I absolutely adore cooking.... I am very adventurous & inventive...

I love treating & pampering guests with that 'wow' factor however I hate cooking for one..... it's like lighting candles & spreading rose petals on the bed when you have a wank.... overkill... however every now n then I figure I'm worth it...


I'm sure you are mate, just got to convince the rest of us now!!

I also love cooking. Eating is something you do everyday (if you are lucky) and it seems a shame to do it badly.

Learning to cook nice food, provides you and others a lifetime of pleasure.
It's also very rewarding and gets you out of doing the washing up!
 

li'l Sonz

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Leave it to Sonz.... lol! :thumbsup: good one!

Butty calls me "calamity Sonz" coz I always do shit wrong or such like!

Like not so long back I set a pan with his fried egg in on fire, he didnt know until I told him much after the event. All I kept thinking was "damp teatowel" but luckily the flames died down and went out quickly and his egg was perfect so I just gave it him anyway!

It should be "sonz the fearless!"

x
 

Benny-Digital

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Pink makes the boys wink....
Leave it to Sonz.... lol! :thumbsup: good one!

Butty calls me "calamity Sonz" coz I always do shit wrong or such like!

Like not so long back I set a pan with his fried egg in on fire, he didnt know until I told him much after the event. All I kept thinking was "damp teatowel" but luckily the flames died down and went out quickly and his egg was perfect so I just gave it him anyway!

It should be "sonz the fearless!"

x

Pffff how in the name of god hahahahaaaaa.. I love a bit of cookin me i get all territorial and shit when i'm in the kitchen and Amy comes in tryin 2 stir things :D
 

Buzz

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I love cooking but my kitchen is about the size of the inside of a microwave :cry:
Cooking is a great excuse for me to crack open a bottle of wine as im fucking about just like Mr K Floyd does (legend)
I spend most of my day on my laptop with UKTV food channel on in the background (sad i know but its very therapeutic for me)

Has anyone got a recipe of thier own? I have one called "Chicken Bacon & Leek Surprise" Yummy
 

Duke

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I love cooking but my kitchen is about the size of the inside of a microwave :cry:
Cooking is a great excuse for me to crack open a bottle of wine as im fucking about just like Mr K Floyd does (legend)
I spend most of my day on my laptop with UKTV food channel on in the background (sad i know but its very therapeutic for me)

Has anyone got a recipe of thier own? I have one called "Chicken Bacon & Leek Surprise"
whats the surprize , special sauce ?;)
 

T.C

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Has anyone got a recipe of thier own? I have one called "Chicken Bacon & Leek Surprise" Yummy


Hardly unusual but I reckon my specialitys gotta be that I make a mean spag bol even if i do say so myself . lol
in fact, even talking about it nows made me want one :icecream:
best to cook it for a few though, lot of time n effort for just lil' ol' me :|
and no...not a hint of a jar or packet mix, completely from scratch thanyouverymuch before any cheeky git says owt :naughty: :p :D
 

Duke

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I love cooking but my kitchen is about the size of the inside of a microwave :cry:
Cooking is a great excuse for me to crack open a bottle of wine as im fucking about just like Mr K Floyd does (legend)
I spend most of my day on my laptop with UKTV food channel on in the background (sad i know but its very therapeutic for me)

Has anyone got a recipe of thier own? I have one called "Chicken Bacon & Leek Surprise" Yummy

heres 1 4 ya buzz
steamed yardie fish with rice & gunga peas & gravey
any saltwater fish , masla, chilli powder or fresh ,lemon slices, onions , mushrooms
rice & gunga peas(or kidney beans) ,gravey
mix the masla chilli onions & mushrooms together , place the fish in sum foil & put the mix under & over the fish ,but place the lemon on top of the fish ,fold the foil to make a ball type cover , steam 4 about 20 mins , use the juice from fish to mix in with ya gravey , use tinned gunga peas in the rice (use the water from tin for the rice to give it a colour) boil your rice as norm ,
put the gravey on the side of ya plate not on the food , and there u go :thumbsup:


 

Mr Radish

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Has anyone got a recipe of thier own? I have one called "Chicken Bacon & Leek Surprise" Yummy

Spicy Thai Pork Mince with Dried Limes, served on a bed of stir fried egg noodles.

That's my speciality and it is special. . . . .even if I do say so. It's the Dried Limes. . . .very hard to find and add a real citrus tang to the dish.

Ooouh! I'm hungry now!
 


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