about 13 years ago i got slammed into by non other than a traditional british austin allegro van den plas. hillarious, the cnt fractured my ankle though and it's never been the same since. has anyone else suffered this misfortune.
getting knocked over, anyone else had the misfortune
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Around 10 years old I fell of my raleigh chopper (straight over the handle bars at high speed), fracturing my skull,8 stiches in my chin, burst ear drum, lost the tops off two mowlers,concussion and my whole right arm was one big scab, eight days in hospital. After being picked up by passers by in a concussed state with blood pissing from my chin i remember the classic line of "Im okay, give me an elstopast and I'll go home"- Eight days in the hospital was ordered for.
Around 10 years old I fell of my raleigh chopper (straight over the handle bars at high speed), fracturing my skull,8 stiches in my chin, burst ear drum, lost the tops off two mowlers,concussion and my whole right arm was one big scab, eight days in hospital. After being picked up by passers by in a concussed state with blood pissing from my chin i remember the classic line of "Im okay, give me an elstopast and I'll go home"- Eight days in the hospital was ordered for.
Yeah been knocked down. When i was about 15, we were on our way to this club in huddersfield, i was pissed up n i was running across a main road with four other girls, car came from nowhere really fast, every1 else i was with stopped running in the middle of the road but pissed old me thinks fek it i can make it, next thing i know ive been benged into n im rolling up the windscreen. Apparentley i was unconcious on the floor for a minute before getting up and carrying on running as if nothing had happened. The car didnt stop 
so to this day i dunno who it was. Anyway the bouncers came running n they carried me into the medical room of the club i was outside :$ ambulance came i had some serious concusion so didnt know what had happened until i was told, m8 came in 2 hospital wimme n ended up gettin sacked for not going in the next day. Ended up with cuts n bruises n a support thingy on my leg. Was more gutted i'd ripped my dress n missed a night out 2 b honest
so to this day i dunno who it was. Anyway the bouncers came running n they carried me into the medical room of the club i was outside :$ ambulance came i had some serious concusion so didnt know what had happened until i was told, m8 came in 2 hospital wimme n ended up gettin sacked for not going in the next day. Ended up with cuts n bruises n a support thingy on my leg. Was more gutted i'd ripped my dress n missed a night out 2 b honest Miss C said:Was more gutted i'd ripped my dress n missed a night out 2 b honest
u sound like my friend we was about 14 and was stayin at her house one night we had bin out and was on our way home i was crossin the road with my mate jenny followin as she was crossin the raod a car hit her bike wheel sen her flying and she lost her bobble and socks but she was more botherd about gettin home cos we were latetellin me to get on the back ov her mangled bike :|
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I got cut up by a car on my way home from work one morning. I was riding my bike down broadway when a car forced me off the road, up a curb and into them metal railings. I snapped my wrist. It's a good job it was my left hand other wise i would have been in serious trouble, if you know what I mean
Myself and a mate were attacked by a psycho on a BMX track, we were only 11 and a guy with a motorbike was tearing round the track after us, so we got out the way thinking he'll just do his think then piss off and leave us be, only he didn't he kept coming at us, so we started to go round the track and try and avoid him and got to the opening where you first come in to get to the track, and he had a mate there in a ford escort estate, who started to drive at us we both quickly tried to turn back but it was too late, he rammed the pair of us, knocking us flying off our bikes, and drove over our bikes crushing them, and over my mates legs, which amazing weren't broken, just badly bruised, and I went over to help him and the fucker starts revving and reversed at us, managed to get out of the way, and dragged my mate off the track on t'other side of the fencing, fucking never been so scared in all me life.
Crazy motherf**ker.
we both quickly tried to turn back but it was too late, he rammed the pair of us, knocking us flying off our bikes, and drove over our bikes crushing them, and over my mates legs, which amazing weren't broken, just badly bruised, and I went over to help him and the fucker starts revving and reversed at us, managed to get out of the way, and dragged my mate off the track on t'other side of the fencing, fucking never been so scared in all me life.Crazy motherf**ker.
I got chase'd by joyriders in a big field and it is very scarey i was only about 10 me mt sister and brother was walking home from swiming and we seen thease two men in a car ripin it too pieces and as we walked off the set it alight got in another car and chase'd us across the field luckily none ov us got run over but i did rip my 'joe bloggs' jeans that i was gutted about lol
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K-T said:but i did rip my 'joe bloggs' jeans that i was gutted about
They were class in the day were'nt they?
I remember thinking i was cool a fekk going to the school disco in my kickers, joe bloggs jeans and my sweater shop jumper.
I looked smart as LOL
i got knocked into at Ewood park byBlackburn's Gary Flitcroft on the way to the match, he was late, he apologised to hell, i could have sued, but i never.... :S
