II've got a good solution to waking up its called mental coffee..
here's how to do it.
Go down B&Q or if u iz grebby Wickes's n get yourself on of those really cheap kettles n a timer, u know the ones wiv bobbles that u loose to set start n stop times.
Before u go 2 bed put all the ingredients in the kettle (cheap) n set the timer for approx 30 minute bofore ur alarm goes off.
Leave the kettle on and get into your fart sack.
In the morning when u wake up wiv your alarm, grab the kettle pour a cup (which u have left the night before) wait 5 minutes then go absolutely bloody mental
no probs getting up
hey presto or summat like that u know that fat magic guy who looked like a timmy mallet wannabee.
I'm off now cos the men have come to take me out for ome exercise.
typing blind again so appologies people.