Gout.
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Shooms
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I've heard it's the most painful thing anyone can go through - man or woman
How come you're not in that meeting whilst drinking port on the sly.....
There's this lad used to work at our place who's got it.
I use the term advisedly... he's younger than me (and most of you lot)...
Kiwi kid in his 20s used to work in our accounts department.
I couldn't fucking believe it when he told me. Saw him walking with a really bad limp one time & threw out some pisstake comment & he's like "oh I've got gout"
He did like his beer but I'm sure it wasn't that caused it. Prolly something genetic (like morals )or summat.
Makes you think though... Like you i thought it only affected awld fuckers, and died out with Henry VIII, but apparently not!
I use the term advisedly... he's younger than me (and most of you lot)...
Kiwi kid in his 20s used to work in our accounts department.
I couldn't fucking believe it when he told me. Saw him walking with a really bad limp one time & threw out some pisstake comment & he's like "oh I've got gout"
He did like his beer but I'm sure it wasn't that caused it. Prolly something genetic (like morals
)or summat.Makes you think though... Like you i thought it only affected awld fuckers, and died out with Henry VIII, but apparently not!
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Talking of outrageous gluttony...
I've always fancied a 10 bird roast... (not in the prem footballer sense of the phase.... although....)
Ten Bird Roast Recipe | Food | Channel4.com
Ingredients
Woodcock, inside a
Partridge, inside a
Pigeon, inside a
Pheasant, inside a
Guinea, fowl inside a
Mallard, inside a
Chicken, inside a
Aylesbury Duck, inside a
Goose, inside a
Turkey
lol you could make a song with that...... all together now...
"I Know and old bird who swallowed a woodcock"....
Woodcock, inside a
Partridge, inside a
Pigeon, inside a
Pheasant, inside a
Guinea, fowl inside a
Mallard, inside a
Chicken, inside a
Aylesbury Duck, inside a
Goose, inside a
Turkey
lol you could make a song with that...... all together now...
"I Know and old bird who swallowed a woodcock"....
Ingredients
Woodcock, inside a
Partridge, inside a
Pigeon, inside a
Pheasant, inside a
Guinea, fowl inside a
Mallard, inside a
Chicken, inside a
Aylesbury Duck, inside a
Goose, inside a
Turkey
lol you could make a song with that...... all together now...
"I Know and old bird who swallowed a woodcock"....
AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I used to work with a bloke who had Gout in his big toe. The lazy bastid was always off on the sick
"My Toe is hurting, it looks like a tennis ball, I cant walk.."
The office offered some great advice. Stop sitting on your arse at lunchtime eating 3 packs of sandwiches you fat tw@t
He got potted
The End.
"My Toe is hurting, it looks like a tennis ball, I cant walk.."
The office offered some great advice. Stop sitting on your arse at lunchtime eating 3 packs of sandwiches you fat tw@t
He got potted
The End.
lol lol brilliant neil, you make me laugh!!! he got potted!!!
i know someone with gout - and god you would think he is dying or somat! what a commotion!!!
surely it cud not even compare to some other pains - like root canals, a broken back, or natural childbirth!!
Too true.There's this lad used to work at our place who's got it.
I use the term advisedly... he's younger than me (and most of you lot)...
Kiwi kid in his 20s used to work in our accounts department.
I couldn't fucking believe it when he told me. Saw him walking with a really bad limp one time & threw out some pisstake comment & he's like "oh I've got gout"
He did like his beer but I'm sure it wasn't that caused it. Prolly something genetic (like morals
Makes you think though... Like you i thought it only affected awld fuckers, and died out with Henry VIII, but apparently not!
The reason Amelie has started this thread in fact is because I got it a few weeks back - in my big toe
The big toe is the usual place for a first gout hit as well. The funny is I usually drink beer, and it didn't go away for ages, but I knocked beer on the head and shifted to red wine and it just went
Too true.
The reason Amelie has started this thread in fact is because I got it a few weeks back - in my big toe
The big toe is the usual place for a first gout hit as well. The funny is I usually drink beer, and it didn't go away for ages, but I knocked beer on the head and shifted to red wine and it just went
After a heavy couple of months eating Partridge and drinking Port, Jonno decided it was time to live a healthier lifestyle, and start wearing normal 21st Century clothes
lol - he wasnt sacked because he had gout, he was just a right lazy pain in the arse
