Group Help......

[RedTillDead]

There was a post on here the other day from....(cant remember now) Re: a guy that lost out when buying a sofa 'cause they shut and he was asking for advice or experience in this matter and this got me thinking a bit.

I know I am new on OSA, but I bet there is a wealth of knowledge between us all on here and if we pool it all together we could probably tackle almost anything, after all advice is very expensive. So I thought if we create a thread with everyones skills, when a problem arises we know who to call for advice

Here's my go. I am a mechanical engineer with 15 years heavy engineering experience in both hands on maitenance and management and I can fix and repair almost anything both industrial and domestic.......I can offer advice and basic help over the forum for any thing from a dodgy washing machine at home to building an extension or completing a degree to motivating a team. I have sat on many interview panels and managed recruitment programmes. You never know when you may need to ask a question

Just a thought

 

[Tim Acid]

Well for the last 5 years I have been providing surgical equipment to ENT depts of NHS and Private Hospitals..... This also involves training and advising Surgeons how to use these devices to preform their operations safley..... Now I have seen many operations in the last 5 years.... So if anyone is looking to do a surgical operation on someone and need some advice on what they might need to carry out the procedure then I am your man...

 

[JohnnyPink]

lol. Good idea. OSA's jim'll fix it thread.

I'm suitable to give any1 a guided tour of warrington and show you all the dark dingy corners of this wonderful town. :S
Apart from that i do mech engineerin myself. Not got loads of experience, about 3 years in all. Every day work consists of 3D CAD modelling which i'm a dab hand at so can design stuff for you if required.

Also got my 3 years of B&Q knowledge in the bank. So i can do everything from tiling to loft conversons. Proper diy expert now, gimme some mdf and you'll have a cheap stateley manor within hours. Just don't let me near plumbing cause it simply breaks when i'm anywhere near it.

 

[misstickle]

lol. Good idea. OSA's jim'll fix it thread.

3D CAD modelling

Cool, thanks to sirius, i actually know what this sort of entails (is everyone on here an engineer )

Jonnypink can also offer a queer eye for the straight guy

I cant offer many sevices aside from sarcasm

love elmo gradley

 

[JohnnyPink]

I cant offer many sevices........

Too many jokes.... Must mock elmo.....

 

[misstickle]

Too many jokes.... Must mock elmo.....

You can mock me as much as you want my royal buddie, well, it's something to do innit? Or we could both just mock GHL as he aint here to defend himself

 

[blue jammer]

I can offer;

DJ tuition
Studio engineering & Mastering
Sound system and general audio setup
IT Support - ok, just don't all mither with too many PC questions, as I'm likely to say "re-install XP"

 

[S-J]

What a dead good thread RTD! God bless ya....

For me;

Pretty much anything and everything to do with "Cars" From helping you find a brand new to used... across all the manufactures... Inc... a wealth of knowledge in the dark world of accident repairs etc... I can also get you cheap tyres, batteries and exaughts... (Sorted out by my lovely step dad )



Oh yeah and if you fancy dancing lessons Im fully qualified in that area as well!

S-J x

 

[blue jammer]

Oh yeah and if you fancy dancing lessons Im fully qualified in that area as well!

S-J x

I do, but can you teach a 3 footed man?!? lol lol



Footloose and fancy free haha

 

[S-J]

I do, but can you teach a 3 footed man?!? lol lol



Footloose and fancy free haha

Jammer as if you need to ask!!!



I'll reply to your PM as soon as hun... Gotta dash aka stealth mode.... But I aint forgot you!!

S-J x

 

[fugjostle]

Kewl Thread...

I break into computer systems for a living and do computer forensics. I used to develop web sites, admin various OS's and program in Java, VB, C and Perl. Always willing to help with any techie questions that are not related to hardware

SJ - Can you teach me to dance like MC Hammer???

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fug

"A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage."

 

[misstickle]

Kewl Thread...

I break into computer systems for a living and do computer forensics.

Does this make you a legal hacker?? How computer rock and roll

I'm a Holistic therapist. Which er, means I, er massage shit :$ . N

No it means, I'm qualified in Advanced Massage, Aromatherapy and Aromatherapy massage, Reflexology, Indian Head Massage, Holistic Facials and Nutrition.

So if anyone needs any holistic advice on a condition they suffer whether physical or emotional, then give us a shout

Oh btw, JonnyKip, if it is a cartalidge injury on your knee or it's swelling, you need to stick an ice pack on it, regularly

 

[JohnnyPink]

Oh btw, JonnyKip, if it is a cartalidge injury on your knee or it's swelling, you need to stick an ice pack on it, regularly

Awww, cheers hun.
But mad thing is me right knee is feelin a little better now but i'm gettin the same sensations developin in me left knee now. good job i ain't got a fanny or that'd be hurtin too.

Waitin for me appointment to come through.

Anyway hi-jakced thread a little. :$

More help from the renegade tipster;
I can lay....................... laminate floors
Dab hand at wall papering
Also good at taking things apart, but usually get bored and don't put them together again.

On the subject of help, can anyone get any fabric on the cheap and the orange foam kinda stuff you put in chairs???

 

[misstickle]

good job i ain't got a fanny or that'd be hurtin too.

oh i'm having that one for my sig

 

[Shooms]

I can teach you how to do the caterpillar lol

 

[fugjostle]

Does this make you a legal hacker?? How computer rock and roll

My title is actually "Penetration Tester" but people always chuckle at that Its not as "rock and roll" as it sounds

I'd love to get a massage but last time I had one I got a woody :$ not going to get one again because its a bit embarrasing

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fug

"If I were a pirate and lost my hand, instead of a hook, I would get a big spoon. Sure, it may look funny, and the other pirates might tease me, but there's always a chance we could plunder a ship full of pudding, and who'd be laughing then?"

 

[misstickle]

My title is actually "Penetration Tester" but people always chuckle at that Its not as "rock and roll" as it sounds

I'd love to get a massage but last time I had one I got a woody :$ not going to get one again because its a bit embarrasing

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fug

"If I were a pirate and lost my hand, instead of a hook, I would get a big spoon. Sure, it may look funny, and the other pirates might tease me, but there's always a chance we could plunder a ship full of pudding, and who'd be laughing then?"

lol ahhh the ole lob on through treatment, tis a very common problem, dont worry about it mate, it happens You could always stick to a back massage though if you're worried about it. you'll be on your front throughout the treatment so the therapist wont have a clue if your pants are bulging

Mind you with all that penetration testing I'm not suprised you're getting horney every 5 mins lol (sorry had to chuckle )

 

[JohnnyPink]

lol ahhh the ole lob on through treatment, tis a very common problem, dont worry about it mate, it happens You could always stick to a back massage though if you're worried about it. you'll be on your front throughout the treatment so the therapist wont have a clue if your pants are bulging

Mind you with all that penetration testing I'm not suprised you're getting horney every 5 mins lol (sorry had to chuckle )

Seriously!! If a client gets a rush of blood to his head you just carry on?? I couldn't do anythin but laugh. Or i'd start being really cruel and mention how i was having a lesbian encounter at the weekend. There was cream and cucumber's involved pmsl

 

[misstickle]

Seriously!! If a client gets a rush of blood to his head you just carry on?? I couldn't do anythin but laugh. Or i'd start being really cruel and mention how i was having a lesbian encounter at the weekend. There was cream and cucumber's involved pmsl

Hahaha, i might try that one I dont want to give them any ideas though, people may start to think my clinic is a parlour :|

lol yeah if a guy has an embarrasing attack of the alerted trouser snake then you just look away, subtly. Oh it happens all the time with me (lol i wish)

 

[S-J]

SJ - Can you teach me to dance like MC Hammer???

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fug

LoL PMSL Fuggy....

My answer would be..... "Alright STOP Pyjamma Time" would luv too cause it would be a reeete buzz!!!

S-J x