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Amelie

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As i could not be arsed to get my car fixed lol and just got a new one, i phoned up this bloke out of the pap to collect my old one. He is reet gypo, and he just turned up with the WHOLE family in his big lorry thang to collect my car. He talked all pikey lol, i couldnt tell what he was saying- i am poz he was making words up as he went along. So he tries to start up my car to drive it on the lorry, owww the shame- that baby ain't g'wan nowhere! So get this, it was like a scence from an action film. The lorry had major 'transformer' skillz, he fiddled inside and out came a fuck off huge metal arm with an evil hook! He lifted my car up say 15 feet in the frigging air, spun it around and then lodged on the back of his van! All the time his pikey wife is climbing all over my car, hanging on whilst is was flying through the air! She climbed off, they mutterd some unfathomable words to each other and wow, the arm turned into crusher and started to just break my car right there and then! I felt like crying, it was so sad to see. The kids were just hanging out the van skenning me out the whole time. So they they just drive off (singing gypo folk songs) leaving broken class all over the road!

Also, completly random but not worthy off its own thread, anyone seen a cats penis? Lol our adolescent cat Pedro was on Jonno's lap the other night, doing that weird feline moonwalk they do. Then Jonno says he feels a wet patch and shoves Pedro off, and low and frigging behold he (Pedro obv, not Jonno) has a little erection! Lol Jonno had kitty jiz on his jeans and had to get changed, he was horrified but could i stop laughing, could i fuck.


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Amelie said:
Also, completly random but not worthy off its own thread, anyone seen a cats penis? Lol our adolescent cat Pedro was on Jonno's lap the other night, doing that weird feline moonwalk they do. Then Jonno says he feels a wet patch and shoves Pedro off, and low and frigging behold he (Pedro obv, not Jonno) has a little erection! Lol Jonno had kitty jiz on his jeans and had to get changed
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It was my PJ's not my jeans, thankfully, as kitty jiz can get right into the weave with denim!
 
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should have stuck this pic on your door.. that'd have inspired some unfathomable ranting from 'em , and you couldve played dodge the metal crushing arm yourself ! :p :D

I feel your pain though, I cried when I scrapped my first car :$ mad cow, and didnt even get to see that all crushed , just the thought was enough. Good job really I never saw it happen... I'd have probably gone all supersonic on yo' ass ...only dogs would be able to hear me :D *screech*
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At least you got to witness its actual demise, I have been recently embroiled in issues surrounding my other car, allegedly gone to be scrapped yet last heard of on the banger racing circuit :ba: I've washed my hands of it now so its not my problem :rolleyes:

and no... I can safely I have never seen the willy of a cat , lol, I try not to get that close to the little blighters, as i'm madly allergic to them :naughty:
But feline moonwalking...now that sounds interesting!
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Jonno said:
It was my PJ's not my jeans, thankfully, as kitty jiz can get right into the weave with denim!
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Jonno and Pedro sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g. Now i know why you do those fur-ballesque coughs all the fooking time! Miow, you lurrve that cat al right and no mistakin, it must be the tight arse- i bet Pedro gives you bum fun on your birthday!
 
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That Gypo story was awsome - made me laugh, if you only had a pic of it as she was hanging off - 10/10!

Give us an idea of what else they were saying in their pikey dialect?
 
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pmsl :rofl: @ the pikey gypo story..................:rofl:

on the other thing...........well ive always had male cats and yeah ive seen their little dingles.....all weird and pointy they are!! lol tbh its not nice when they get all amorous on you cos they can get quite aggressive when you try to stop them. Ive been bitten quite badly off my old cat Tazzmania when i caught him bonking my mr men slippers!! i was not happy espec when i found they had kitty squirt on them, luckily they washed out in the wash machine........but i didnt like to wear them after that so i got a new pair and had to keep them out of the way of the cat.
Also I had a sylvester the cat hotwater bottle cover and i came home one day and cat was on me bed doing sylvester:cry: :cry:
so yet another item ended up on hot wash.........................
 
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i once saw a sea lion parking the porpous with an egon spengler from ghostbusters figurine... dont think that counts really does it? i also so a cow getting ravaged by a ferret the other day on my way into work...... anyway

top clas gypo action Ams, how ive missed your adventures in the big wide worlld :D

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