Happy Birthday you viscious old gypsy slagwagon, you
will be nice as pie(gate?) to you as its your birthday and also at your age that must be quite depressing to add another year to the number you have to try and hide..we all know you're really 49 this year, the horse-jizz antiwrinkle cream doesnt help that much y'know, even though you only rub it allover your face because youre a mucky perv really
So here is a selection of birthday pics for you
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I'm off today so would've popped over to see ya if you were about (was gonna say free but we all know hookers come at a price..)
but ive had the lurgy and aren't safe to mingle with Joe public til tonight in case it was catching
but have a babycham or ten for me... with cherries
and a nice slice of Frank-n-Furter cake...
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