Happy birthday, Sheikh Yerbouti
- Thread starter Jiglo
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Happy Borthdee Pet, like. You kept that quiet didn't you? 
hehe :banana: 
:balloons: 
Happee Borthdee like to Geordie man..
Who will have chugged Newky Brown as fast as he can..
To celebrate becoming sixty four..
With a birthday cake and a five quid whore.
He wanted one with cock sucking lips..
Who`d fellate him behind the local Council skips..
Who`d partake in Bukkake and lick his scrote..
All things that float Geordies boat.
So the unfortunate lady did the biz..
While Geordie read the latest Viz..
And when she`d finished the horrible old geezer..
Said "I`ve got nee cash, do you take Visa"?
So she called the coppers who took Geordie away..
And locked him up with a 20 stone gay..
Who made poor Geordie weep and blubber..
`Cos he was known to all the cons as Bubba.
And that was a slight technical hitch..
As Geordie became Bubbas bitch..
A dodgy birthday as it came to pass..
No birthday cake but a bloody sore ass.
...
hehe :banana: :balloons: Happee Borthdee like to Geordie man..
Who will have chugged Newky Brown as fast as he can..
To celebrate becoming sixty four..
With a birthday cake and a five quid whore.
He wanted one with cock sucking lips..
Who`d fellate him behind the local Council skips..
Who`d partake in Bukkake and lick his scrote..
All things that float Geordies boat.
So the unfortunate lady did the biz..
While Geordie read the latest Viz..
And when she`d finished the horrible old geezer..
Said "I`ve got nee cash, do you take Visa"?
So she called the coppers who took Geordie away..
And locked him up with a 20 stone gay..
Who made poor Geordie weep and blubber..
`Cos he was known to all the cons as Bubba.
And that was a slight technical hitch..
As Geordie became Bubbas bitch..
A dodgy birthday as it came to pass..
No birthday cake but a bloody sore ass.
...
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Happy Borthdee Pet, like. You kept that quiet didn't you?
Happee Borthdee like to Geordie man..
Who will have chugged Newky Brown as fast as he can..
To celebrate becoming sixty four..
With a birthday cake and a five quid whore.
He wanted one with cock sucking lips..
Who`d fellate him behind the local Council skips..
Who`d partake in Bukkake and lick his scrote..
All things that float Geordies boat.
So the unfortunate lady did the biz..
While Geordie read the latest Viz..
And when she`d finished the horrible old geezer..
Said "I`ve got nee cash, do you take Visa"?
So she called the coppers who took Geordie away..
And locked him up with a 20 stone gay..
Who made poor Geordie weep and blubber..
`Cos he was known to all the cons as Bubba.
And that was a slight technical hitch..
As Geordie became Bubbas bitch..
A dodgy birthday as it came to pass..
No birthday cake but a bloody sore arse.
...
:lol:
