Happy days

[Dj M Jaxx]

mum stopped me from going out as we caused so much trouble, I would not of minded but all we did was ring on door bells and change gates maybe a few other little things but honest they were not that bad were they M Jaxx

Yeeeeh right prinecess

So you dont remember these things we did ( Where to start )

1) Egg and flour bomb cars
2) Singing songs to opperators, whilst off our nuts on cider
3) Stikeing matches outside the Kiosk at Bourabridge road garage, and thretning the old Man inside that we where going to blow up the petrol pumps, whilst wearing party masks
4) Dog crap on the spike of a drawing pin, celletaping it to the back of a door handle, man opens his door, pricks his finger and puts it in his mouth
5) not just gate lifting, and swaping them, But me you and some others, collecting every gate on woodlie ave, and stacking them all at the bottom of the street in a row
6) Constantly getting done by the police for beeing cheeky to them, so much so we knew them by there first name

Thats about all I can remember for now, but i am sure by 3pm this afternoon, I will have come up with 100s more

M Jaxx ( O Happy days )

Sirius mate sherbet tube's Lolol

Glazzy, Once more round the Block, PSML

Did anyone use to put bread tags all the way up their brake cables on ther chopper bikes O MY GOD

 

[The Frog Meister]

I remeber once that a m8 and I managered to get the master key to the school building ( we had contacts!!!! and a open window is just asking for it!)

We then proceeded to open and dismantlae ALL the locks in the building ( around 60 ) and then mix them up and put them back on! so the teachers had to try their keys in every single lock to see what opened what

Oh god that was great!!!! and we never got caught for that!!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Oh god that was great!!!! and we never got caught for that!!!!!

Until now m8

You, Yes you Beebock,......... Stand still ladie !!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

MMMmmmm, Anyway back to the original plot

What I remember best about beeing young is........ Lolol

J/J Beebock

 

[The Frog Meister]

bugger! LOL!

I have to say that the jumping bike was one of my favourites

You needed to get a pier, an old bike, and a rope ( optionel if you have a good diver )

We used to attach the rope ( mst of us way shit faced to dive!) and then ride off the pier into the river and come back out again.......

That was good fun

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Hot Summer days !!!!

Trips to the swimming baths with all your best m8s

1) nicking your mates entance money, and letting the tiers down on his BMX
2) Shouting to each other in the cubicals and singing rude songs
3) pushing your mate over in the footwash bath
4) getting sent back to the shower to wash off that bubble gum wrapper tatoo
5) Doing every single thing it tells you not to, on the warning sign
6) cueing up for the diving board, and thinking of the next silly trick you can perform to impress the girls
7) sticking 2 fingers up at your mate in the cafe who cant swim, but felt he had to come and watch to share the experience
8) Going under water, and trying to remove the sad kids cosie
9) trying to swim a length under water ( Still trying today )
10 ) Doing the standing on your hands, under water thing
11) Sliding down the slope that leads you to the deep end
12) touching the bottom at the deep end, whilst trying not to let your ears pop
13) Belly flops ( Ouch !)
14) going to the tuck shop after swiming for a coke and a 10p mix bag !!!! & 5 goes on Deffender
15) stoping off at Grans house on the way home to get your money back, that you spent on entrance & tuck shop

OOOOO Happpppyy daze

 

[The Frog Meister]

Yeah! that rings a bell execpt that I could not go and see granny because I was around 1000 miles away!!!!!

So there!

/But I remember the pool

the guy there used to be a walking carpet! Hair EVERYWHERE!!!!

on his back too !!!!!!!! God I can still remember them!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Last night out, before you went on your two weeks holiday. You would be told buy your Man to go out and play so shee could pack

Having bric-a-brack sales on your door step ( Want to buy some crap Mr ?? )

Playing marbels in the gutter & seeing if you had more silver ball bearings than your friends

Playing concers, and nicking your Brothers shoe lace to hang it on

How many squares can you weelie on your BMX

Bath night on Sunday, have to come in early

Beeing punished for not eating your tea, and the punishment was being sent to bed early where you sneeked peeks through the bedroom window at your mates in the street. Your brother would start up that song " Your not coming out, your not coming out "

I use to hate rice pudding, my Mum would put green food colour in it and tell me it was Incredible Hulk R.P to try and make me eat it. It never worked though, and I still won't eat it now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Happy Daze

 

[princesswarrior]

I do remember them things and many more? putting dog s** in paper bags and setting them alight and then ringing the door bell.

I remember annoying this old lady so much she came running out of her house but she must of been to the lav as when she came out screaming and balling she had toilet roll hanging out of her skirt we all stopped in our tracks and fell to the floor laughing our little hearsts out( bless her)

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL!!! I remeber the dog poo in the bag trick We had actually upgraded it to putting a banger in it then it spread shit everywhere

God where we evil!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I do remember them things and many more? putting dog s** in paper bags and setting them alight and then ringing the door bell.

I remember annoying this old lady so much she came running out of her house but she must of been to the lav as when she came out screaming and balling she had toilet roll hanging out of her skirt we all stopped in our tracks and fell to the floor laughing our little hearsts out( bless her)

I think I remember her, was she not called Old Lady Andrex

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL!!! What a fitting name

 

[princesswarrior]

Poor old sole, I think she lived in woodlea ave just down from my mums house. She never lived it down. have u mentioned chicken alley.??????????????????????? I am going to have to go now but may be back later have got the kids driving me crazy cause they are hungry.




PW

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

[Bhave u mentioned chicken alley.???????????????????????


PW [/B]

O My God

Favorite pass time, feeding the chickens down the ally at the back of mi Mams house

Whyyyyy, we used to hownder me mam for old bread to feed the chickens

It got to be a lot of fun though when I reached 16, and use to wrap Alca sellser tabblets up in the bread

Exploding Chickens COOL

 

[The Frog Meister]

we used to feed them, then decapitate them, then pluck them, then put them in a huge bowl and cook them in the oven for 3 hours with 2 bottles of red wine and other nicce things

Good those where the tastiest chickens in the WORLD!

You will never know the really tast of chicken untill you killed one and ate the fucker!

 

[glazzy]

you lot r seriously turning me to vegaterianism...

Beebock-chicken killer and cooker

M Jaxx-wen he orders steak at the resturant they lead him out into the garden with a knife and fork...steak so rare it's still galloping around

and so early in the morning..... aww please stop!!!

jayne x

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

you lot r seriously turning me to vegaterianism...

Beebock-chicken killer and cooker

M Jaxx-wen he orders steak at the resturant they lead him out into the garden with a knife and fork...steak so rare it's still galloping around

and so early in the morning..... aww please stop!!!

jayne x

LMFAO @ Glazzy

L:O :O K OUT !!!!!!

Hear comes M Jaxx, he has a Knife and Fork and is coming this way !!!!! RUN

Another memorie

Did you all use to collect dead fireworks

THAT WAS SUCH FUN

 

[The Frog Meister]

LL @ JAXX

It didn't work!!!!! this is how you get the picture

Hmmmm.... meat..... LOL@ GLAZZY

 

[glazzy]

hey Beebock is that the cow that makes the mad noises?

if so it's funny as fewk!!!!!!!!!!!

jayne x