have pity on me. everything i touch turns to sh*te

[Tonksi]

then we out again last night and she was crap again. No appreciation of my complimentary manner and great sense of humour

Hmmmm dunno m8 was summat on her mind or troubles?...... just ave a larf n chillage n see how it goes innit .......sayin that after the metro article ull prolly be a f*nny magnet heh