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hektik

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this is a real test only 2% of the people who take this test get it right, and that 2% are actually convicted serial killers!

so here it is-

whilst at the funeral of her beloved mother a girl sees a man shes never met b4, and falls in love with him instantly, hes the perfect guy for her!

she believed so much that he was THE ONE, a few days later she kills her sister...........

what was her motive?


if u've seen it before dont post the answer, and pm me or summat if u wanna have a guess, and i'll leave a message on here if ur right or not.

in a couple of days i'll post the answer.
 
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The guy was an ecaped convict on the run from several law enforcment agencies for crimes against the state. He purchased a watch from a blind lepper trollop who promised him it was a tag original.

The guy took the watch to Boodles of Preston, where a bi-sexual monkey slapped him in the face with a pint of spital. He was most displeased. After a brief rukas the monkey explained that this was just a cheap re-badged casio 'explorer 2k', retailing around £19.99.

The guy was now really displeased... he bought the watch for £567 believing it was over £2,000 retail. He needed to cheer himself up and get his mind off the watch and cronic piles.

He decided to go to a funeral home and have his way with dead people but there was a funeral going on. The room was fully of gism faced people who deserved to die. He was thinking about shoving forks into their eyes for a laff when he saw this big boobed stunner in the corner.

He was in love... he knew he had to slit her stomach and make her comsume her own guts. This one the one, the baby doll. After making her eat her own appendix (twice) he decided that she should have some fun.

He asked her to stick a lightbulb that had been on for 2 days into her sisters anus and then use a car battery to send electric shocks to the pupils of her butt-ugly sister.

Making her drink the bleech was her idea, she didn't know that convulsions would kill her....



w00t !?!?!?! Did I get it right

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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hektik

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ALL RIGHT!

erm, on another board only one person got it right. just a minute and i'll post links so that u can see how weird this is.

i always knew u guys were mental.
 
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"When's the house warming fella?"
 
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hektik

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Tigger said:
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"When's the house warming fella?"
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paranoid!!!

its gonna be the bank holiday weekend! ur going to creamfields to murder innocent scallies!

while ur there tigs, check out guffy in the frantic tent. he is absolutely superb dj. and my mate! :)

mite be blagging free tickets to creamfields, just to see him!
 


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