hello to my big bro

[Mini M Jaxx]

hey bro just trying to get to grips with this bloody thing n thought id stop n say please dont shout at me for spelling mistakes or punctuation its 3:30am and im shattered ill speak to ya soon love ur little sister Mini M jaxx

 

[The Frog Meister]

* puts on big brother suit *

What are you doing up at 3h30!!!!!!! You should be in bed!!!!!!

and how come you have only posted 2 posts????? Christ! Thank God I found you!

If your brother could see you now!!!!! Only 2 posts!!!! you should be ashamed!

Now, you seem to be able to post..... KEEP DOING IT

Sorry it's friday and I'm feck!!!!!

* sits next to Mini M Jaxx * Hello big brother.......

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Hi Sis

Dont worry about Beebock, HE IS FRENCH

AWWWW only J/J Beebock mate

Just keep posting more often Sis , you will get the hang of it

Ask mi Mam to make us a cup of tea, The water down hear is a bit Limey-slimey for propper cupa

 

[The Frog Meister]

Tell me about the water!!! Fecking Hell! IT's SHIT!

And Yes Mini I am French

just post more often.... then you'll be greatly loved, untlike me!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Tell me about the water!!! Fecking Hell! IT's SHIT!

In It m8

Waiter " would you like tea of coffie sir ? "

M Jaxx " I think i'll have tea please "

Waiter " Would you like milk sir "

M Jaxx " Yeeeess please "

Waiter " And sugar "

M Jaxx " OOOoo not for me thanks "

Waiter " Would you like your tea skimed of slime..... or..not sir "

M Jax " Skimed please "

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL @ M Jaxx!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Why thank you my French codshite buddy

 

[The Frog Meister]

We are partners in codshat! LOL!!!!!

just like partners in cime!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

We are partners in codshat! LOL!!!!!

just like partners in cime!!!!

Where just 2 lost souls

Swiming in a (COD) fish bowl

Year after year

 

[The Frog Meister]

How I wish you were here!

LOL

I love pink floyd!

Day after day,
Codshat turns grey
Like the skin on the spliffing man

And night after night
we pretend it's alright
But you are codshiting less
and I have run out of ideas
and nothing is very much fun anymore..............

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

RRRRRRuuun to the bedroom
Theres a jaffa cake on my tabble
It contains my favorite Tang

Dont look so frightened
this is just a passing faze
one of them codshit days

Would you like something to eat
would you like some eggs to beat
or contanpate a trip to Safeway
OR a hat made out of meat

Would you like to eat some pie
would ya
would ya like, a chicken thigh

would you like to call the s
do you think my head has popped

Why are you running awaaaaayyyyy ( fading into silence )

Pink floyd/ codshite/ jaffa song

COME ON

 

[The Frog Meister]

Hello hello hello
Is there any codshit in here?

just nod if you can't speak
Are there any jaffas left?

Come on, down,
I hear your feeling down
I can easy your pain,
You ahve one more spliff to gain

There is a lot of pain
In dunking jaffas
Jaxx Will kick you over the horizon
I turn to run
but I got kick,
The harm is gone,
the jaffa drowning

and IIIIIII Have become confortably mashed!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

So ya, thought ya, might like to
Go to Tesco



To walk down the ailes
where the jaffas are on show

 

[Mini M Jaxx]

Ok i can do this

right this cant be hard lol im a bloody chat room queen im following the instrucyions n still think im going of track somewhere along the lines so bare with me if something dont make any sense
love a Mini M Jaxx

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Well done Mini Me

See easy aint it, pull up a chair next to ya big Brother and have a jaffa cake

I would imagin everyone will be around soon to welcome you

Wont you Peeps

M Jaxx

 

[The Frog Meister]

So ya, thought ya, might like to
Go to Tesco



To walk down the ailes
where the jaffas are on show

I've got some bad news for you sunshine
Cat isn't well, she caught Mini Jaxx dunking the jaffa

and she sent me along, as a paratroup
To kick your ass straight to JAPAN!

to teach you not to dunk the jaffas!

Are there any dunkers in the theater tnight?
Get tehm up against the board ( against the board! )

That one looks like a loon
And that has joints!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

We all need some education
we all need some Dunking controle

No dark bad habbits in the tea room
Dunkers leave mi jaffas alone

break

Hey Beebock, leave that jaffa alone

all in all, your dunkin driving me up the wall



And for the bit where the teacher shouts out

You, yes you

STAND STILL Laddy

You av'nt eaten ya jaffa cake
How can eat ya jaffa cake, if ya dunk it in ya tea



ooooooo dear, its time to see the doctor about that tabblet

 

[Mini M Jaxx]

?????

Are u guys ok with all this talk about Jaffa cakes? i think ur going a bit jaffa mad. everyone knows the best way to eat a jaffa is to eat the chocolate and biscuit first n leave the slimy orangy bit to dunk in ur tea Mini M Jaxx

 

[The Frog Meister]

through the fish eye lens of tear stained eyes.
can barely define the shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high in clear blue skies
I'm spiralling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.


f you negotiate, the in the drive
And beat the dogs eating the grannys
and of you make it past the in the hall
Dial the combination, open the priesthole

And you will see Jaxx dunking!!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

Re: ?????

Are u guys ok with all this talk about Jaffa cakes? i think ur going a bit jaffa mad. everyone knows the best way to eat a jaffa is to eat the chocolate and biscuit first n leave the slimy orangy bit to dunk in ur tea Mini M Jaxx

Oh my god!!!!!! you said dunking a part of a jaffa!!!!!

* hands over aesbestoes suit to Mini M Jaxx *

* Stands back *

you are in deep trouble now!!!!