Just got a note pushed through me door saying
" When I was young there were bats in my doorways and I couldn't see the sign to the village, so I went down to argos and bought a rubber knife."
That's it
some weirdo's got me name n stuff and is going to follow me aboot n make weird noises like flapping sounds and appear at random intervals in a dodgy 'Batfink' costune ..
Ohh lordy me days of roaming free are numbered.
Anyone got any spare garlic !
" When I was young there were bats in my doorways and I couldn't see the sign to the village, so I went down to argos and bought a rubber knife."
That's it
some weirdo's got me name n stuff and is going to follow me aboot n make weird noises like flapping sounds and appear at random intervals in a dodgy 'Batfink' costune ..
Ohh lordy me days of roaming free are numbered.
Anyone got any spare garlic !