I Don't Beleive It!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dj M Jaxx

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Beebock said:
*YAWNS*

Now that is a job well done!!!!

I love the smell of fresh blood in the morning! There is nothing like it to perck you up for the day!

* Gives Jaxx a MD steak *

I think that should keep you quiet for a little while :D

I Love my steak rare, how about you lot

My favorite line when asking for steak goes like this

Waiter " would you like Steak sir ??? "

M Jaxx " yes please "

Waiter " And how, would sir like it "

M Jaxx " Fecking blue m8 "

Waiter " How rare Sir "

M Jaxx " Just walk past the radiator a couple of times with it "

Waiter " Very good sir "

I Tell you I love my steak that rare, that a good vet could have the c**t up and walking round in a feild, with the click of his fingers

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum yum :icecream: :icecream:
 

Dj M Jaxx

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Beebock said:
Mine gores like this


Me : " Steak please"
Waiter : " How do you take it?"

Me : " Wipe it's arse, file the horns and pop it on my plate"

Waiter : " With or without the blood?"

Me : " With! and bring the frying pan while your at it, I'm going to fry the blood!"

hhhhhhmhmhmhmhmhhhhmhmmhmhhmmmmmm :icecream: :icecream:

CCCCuuuuuooooorreeeeeeeee

Nice one fella

I like to dip mi chi..... french fries in mine

You wanna see the look you get off other people

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Specialy when Im sat in mi highchair :dummy: :dummy: :dummy:
 

glazzy

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u lot r disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!

eewwwww...dont think i could eat the poor thing while it was still bleeding:( :(

i like my steak cremated....delish

jayne x