Just seen this, and it tickled me picturing it, and to think of the baffled bloke on the receiving end telling the opposite story to his mates 
I was with my daughter in Tescos and had just picked up a packet of Digestives when some prick walks into the biscuit aisle talking at the top of his voice into his Bluetooth headset. I didn't see the bluetooth strapped to his ear and thought he was some kind of lunatic.
Fearing that my young one was in imminent danger, my instant reaction was to throw the packet of biscuits at him, hitting him in the chest, and yelled at him to fuck off out of it.
He was a little bit taken aback.
Gotta love silly stories / bizarre misunderstandings
I was with my daughter in Tescos and had just picked up a packet of Digestives when some prick walks into the biscuit aisle talking at the top of his voice into his Bluetooth headset. I didn't see the bluetooth strapped to his ear and thought he was some kind of lunatic.
Fearing that my young one was in imminent danger, my instant reaction was to throw the packet of biscuits at him, hitting him in the chest, and yelled at him to fuck off out of it.
He was a little bit taken aback.
Gotta love silly stories / bizarre misunderstandings
