If Sasha Came for tea...

[sothisis_simon]

...what would you put on the stereo?phones:

So the big man has called and said he is popping round for a cup of tea and a slice of cake. Nothing special just whatever you have in the cupboard.

But the dilema is... what to put on the stereo!

Do you dazzle him with your latest mix tape? Maybe something from your back catalogue of Sasha sets? Maybe the latest offering from Hed Kandi? So many choices! But what would you play?

Me, I would go for 100% Dynamite. Everyone loves dub!

So how about you?

Cheers,
Simon

 

[Jiglo]

I'd stick on one of Matt Lippiatte's Bedrock series mixes and tell him "Now then, that's what you call 'proper mixing' "

 

[Northern Star]

I'd stick on one of Matt Lippiatte's Bedrock series mixes and tell him "Now then, that's what you call 'proper mixing' "

Oooo yeah ill go wih that jim or id just tell him to get on the dex for a bit

 

[Jiglo]

At least he'd have to play your music

That's a good idea actually, he'd have to play mine too if he came here

 

[Northern Star]

At least he'd have to play your music

That's a good idea actually, he'd have to play mine too if he came here

i think were onto a winner

 

[blue jammer]

I'd play him Amorphous Androgynous - Tales Of Ephidrina, feed him some mind bending drugs and have a chat about his album 'Airdrawndagger' which I thought was amazing.

I'd also get him to get me a deal on one of the labels he's involved with

 

[lottie]

i wouldnt play feck all for him i would sit and peck his head with questions , i,e , what is the worse place and the best your place you have ever played and why? what is the most memorable set you have ever played and why , and can i please have a back catalougue of all your old stuff

 

[li'l Sonz]

I defo wouldnt play one of his mixes thats for sure..... i bet he's heard enough of them already!! Prob just sit and have a brew and a chat

 

[murfso]

my question would be why dont u play oldskool its what made u famous mate :|

but im sure hes been asked that loads

 

[blue jammer]

I'd also ask, now that he uses ableton, and hasn't the need for his record collection, could I please swap it for a packet of hula hoops.

He'd of course, forgotten what money was by then (see post above) lol

 

[butty]

id take him down the boozer, his shout. i mean hes gotta have a big wallet aint he

 

[fugjostle]

I'd chop him up into managable chunks and place the various parts into green bin bags and bury him with my other victims

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[Elev8/Levit8]

id take him down the boozer, his shout. i mean hes gotta have a big wallet aint he

Talkin sense there mate!
The boy's gotta be good for a Top Deck shandy or two innit!
Mebees get him on the karaoke, take him out the comfort zone n'that...
Or round the piana for a bit singsong chas n Dave stylee

One thing's for certain though, he'll suffer abject humiliation on the pool table

 

[dodgymix]

my question would be why dont u play oldskool its what made u famous mate :|

but im sure hes been asked that loads

It wasn't oldskool when he played it......it was the latest or soon to be released house music




I'd persuade him to sign PBG "bridge over troubled water"
and then laugh at him and say "did you really think i owned that Cr@p"

 

[pauly p]

I would knock him out with a large pan then put him on ebay

 

[easty]

New Order all day long

 

[amymars]

do you think he likes girls aloud? I could do a dance ya see in a pink frilly frock

 

[Saysay]

I'd knock pauly p out with a large frying pan, steal sasha and put him on ebay.

 

[pauly p]

I'd knock pauly p out with a large frying pan, steal sasha and put him on ebay.

haha Nice one
I would wake up, buy him back to relist him as older sasha classic

 

[blue jammer]

I'd put the pan on ebay, there's some right stupid twats on ebay that'd buy the pan for £100 or more lol