If there is one food that makes me wanna puke its..

[ste huxley]

Well there is 2 actually:S

1st is sprouts for obvious reasons, they are satans testicles!!! They are sweaty n mingin and have a bizarre taste to em, YAK!! I had this prob with em when I was a nipper and I just cant shake it off, mind you I ate one last year at crimble for me mum, just to show I was ard like lol

Anyway what this post is about is the worst food on the planet, this is satan purified sick imo

Yes its Lemon Curd!!!

Why you ask, well, when I was about 6 in infants or summat we were sat down eating our packed lunches, I was probs eating summat pretty horrible like crab pate sarnies but anyway lol, this lad started to eat a lemon curd sandwich, normal behaviour you might say (and I might add that I dint mind lemon curd at this point), but whilst he was noisily eating his lemon curd sarnie with his gob open, with the other hand he picked his nose and produced a large sticky piece of bright green snot onto his finger, he then proceeded to put this snot in his mouth along with the half eaten lemon curd sandwich, so in his big sweaty gob it was this strange colour of white, bright green and bright yellow!

Lemon Curd - Mingin dont do it gang :|

What food cant you stand n why???

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Well there is 2 actually:S

1st is sprouts for obvious reasons, they are satans testicles!!! They are sweaty n mingin and have a bizarre taste to em, YAK!! I had this prob with em when I was a nipper and I just cant shake it off, mind you I ate one last year at crimble for me mum, just to show I was ard like lol


What food cant you stand n why???

Hells bogie's ain't they......EEEEwakkkk, my mum did everything to try and get me to eat them visual farts (A sprout is IMO what a fart would look like if you could see one) they should be banished to Mars

other things that make me puke....

Custard
Rice pudding
Cottage cheese....i mean, why would you wanna put something in ya mouth, that looks like milk that as gone off
Chocolate...hate it
Gooseberry's
and.......

twiglets (marmite wrongness)

 

[turpieaj]

For me its Gherkins a big no no - just like taking a can of furniture polish and spraying it in your gob:S

 

[Konspiracy]

Cauliflower

It looks like a Tumour and the smell makes me want to gip

 

[PepeLePew]

Just eggs for me - even looking at cooked ones or smelling them sets my skin crawling. And if eat one its instant puke time... but I can eat cakes, egg custard, mayo... well freaky
Yet if I had a flu jab that was cultured in egg white and ended having an egg sized bump on my arm (it went after a couple of hours )

But absolutely every other edible item on the planet is just prey for me

 

[fred_funk]

You should be very careful here as apparently your taste buds are meant to change/shift every 7 years or so. This could mean that what you hate now, you could be loving in the next few years (as nobody knows where that 7 year cylce started).

To back that up (sort-of)....I used to hate olives when I was a kid...and when i say hate I really mean hate. I could not sit at a table if they were served or could not be in a room where a jar was opened. This proved problematic as my dad loved them.

The weird thing is that I now absolutely love olives, which is the easy bit of the eqaution to believe as i am now an old git; however, the more difficult bit of the equation to believe is that my dad cannot stand olives. This story is the only reason that I actually believe the urban myth I just presented aout yuor taste buds changing over time.

 

[ow do helen]

well ste j when its tea time again at your house i will remember to leave out the lemon curd!!!! My biggest hate is probably mushrooms on there own when they are squidgy, i am okay with them in batter but not on there own, there look a bit too dodgy for me!!!!

 

[old_skool_daze(Phil)]

Don't think there is one yet


Maybe camels testicles...........

 

[ste huxley]

ta Helen I was havin nitemares in case you were thinking of making deep fried sprouts in lemon curd batter as your next culinary masterpiece!!

[QUOTE='ow do helen]well ste j when its tea time again at your house i will remember to leave out the lemon curd!!!! My biggest hate is probably mushrooms on there own when they are squidgy, i am okay with them in batter but not on there own, there look a bit too dodgy for me!!!! [/QUOTE]

 

[ste huxley]

Oh No!!!!, hope that doesnt mean I'll be liking lemon curd with snot in it in a few years:|

Or sprouts:S

You should be very careful here as apparently your taste buds are meant to change/shift every 7 years or so. This could mean that what you hate now, you could be loving in the next few years (as nobody knows where that 7 year cylce started).

To back that up (sort-of)....I used to hate olives when I was a kid...and when i say hate I really mean hate. I could not sit at a table if they were served or could not be in a room where a jar was opened. This proved problematic as my dad loved them.

The weird thing is that I now absolutely love olives, which is the easy bit of the eqaution to believe as i am now an old git; however, the more difficult bit of the equation to believe is that my dad cannot stand olives. This story is the only reason that I actually believe the urban myth I just presented aout yuor taste buds changing over time.

 

[RetroAndy]

The main one of mine has to be peas (doesnt matter wat type)

Infact most things that are good for ya like veg etc. But peas just dont agree with me at all. I really cant stand them at all. I pick them out of all pies i have and pot noodles etc. If i do have any by accident i feel like throwing up instantly. Have been the same since i was a kid.

Andy

 

[beaker]

..erm i cant eat cheese or tomatoes cold/raw but like them both cooked.

sprouts are a no no for obvious reasons along with any kinda pickles

 

[Mesh]

I've got a bit of an issue with potato crochets(spelling??)
When I was in infants the dinner lady force fed me them on a day I was unwell and I vomited into the plate...been scared of them ever since:S

Also olives taste like germoline to me..I've tried to like them because apart from the scary potato thingies..I like everything else.

I like unusual stuff too...went to BrixTims once and he took me and Joker to a West Indian place and we had all kinds..curried goat, plantain etc..was fab

 

[fugjostle]

Yes its Lemon Curd!!!

Your a weirdo Lemon curd owns

Eggs are the food of the devil, you'll smoke a turd in hell for eating eggs.... but the one food that makes me barf is......... feta cheese - arrgggghh, tastes like someone has farted in your mouth and it lingers for hours :S

 

[glazzy]

I've got a bit of an issue with potato crochets(spelling??)
When I was in infants the dinner lady force fed me them on a day I was unwell and I vomited into the plate...been scared of them ever since:S

It was a dinner ladies fault that i hate mushroom In infants there was a set menu for each day and one day of the week we had this mushroom stuff it was the tops off the mushrooms in some kind of yellow sauce... it was slimy and horrible

i can't stand eggs either :S wrong...wrong...wrong

another one is celery I've never tasted it but it stinks and there's NO way i could put it in my mouth same goes for oxtail soup...yak, I'm not sure if it's really an ox's tail or just a dodgy name for soup

jayne x

 

[Lozzie]

It is deffo Tongue.....I tried some in Asda deli, just to see....I nearly fainted!!!I went all light headed and woozy!!! I never new food could do that to you?!?!?!?! I think it was probably somthing to do with the fact that, subcontiously....I knew it was a tongue. It still looked that way....only like it had been steam rollered!!!


TOTAL SKREB!!!!!!! If you like it....u are ill!!!

 

[blue jammer]

Seaweed - Yakety Yak, don't come back! ewwww

I love sprouts, so ste, gonna make you a special pie full of em

 

[ste huxley]

lol Oh yes please jamz, can you make sure you put lemon curd and snot icing on the pastry, thanks mate:|

Seaweed - Yakety Yak, don't come back! ewwww

I love sprouts, so ste, gonna make you a special pie full of em

 

[ste huxley]

Mesh are those like the ones you get from maccys at brekky time??
If so Ive got a dislike for them as well, dont like the texture of em, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:S

I've got a bit of an issue with potato crochets(spelling??)
When I was in infants the dinner lady force fed me them on a day I was unwell and I vomited into the plate...been scared of them ever since:S

 

[Joker Jen]

These make me physically sick & have done on numerous occaisions

lemon meringue pie
chicken tikka massala
glass of milk