Incorporating vodka into everyday food n drink

[ste huxley]

lol Just remem'd somethng wacky from fri night, me quey and mjaxx were havin a laff in the kitchen and we had loads of vodka and I mean it was like a wholesale vodka factory on delivery day with surplus vodka know what I mean?

So we started getting a bit mischievious with it like you do, so we thought lets incorporate the vodka into everyday food n drink.

Vodka Tea
Pour loads of vodka in the kettle and boil it lol (it steams and crackles a lot but dont worry about it)
Then pour the boiling hot vodka in a cup with a tea bag in and brew as normal, then add milk and sugar if required. Err as you can imagine it tastes mingin but it was drank eventually after about 3 hours or summat lol

Vodka Toast
Soak loads of vodka on a slice of bread and pop in the toaster, toast as usual, then spread your usual marge on it. Yes this was mingin too but had a really interesting taste

Supping vodka out of tuppaware boxes is pretty cool as well in a wacky way

 

[Bubbles]

Ewwwww ste that is mingin u dont suprize me one bit tho good vodka useage

 

[JohnnyPink]

Ahhhhhhhhh, very proud of you I am Doctor Huxtable.

 

[Man Alive]

Konspiracy is a bit of an expert at incorporating food into vodka. The results of which, for me, have been two of my worst ever hangovers

Nice at the time, though - Bon Bons and Pear Drops disolved in vodka etc

 

[milenko/]

vodka watermelon

cut a small hole in a water melon, get a funnel and place it in the hole.
pour in vodka it takes a while but its worth it :S

 

[nics]

vodka watermelon

cut a small hole in a water melon, get a funnel and place it in the hole.
pour in vodka it takes a while but its worth it :S

Well its got to be better than ur attempt to make a voddy jelly last year!!!!

 

['Shabba']

That vodka tea was rank!!!!! It had far too much milk in it!!!!

I really didn't fancy the vodka toast but definately a big thumbsup for pure ingenuity.

 

[Shooms]

Available from Wetherspoons noice n cheeeeep - vodka milkshakes yummmm....

Strawberry/Choc/Vanilla/Caramel flavours (or just put em all into a bucket & drink thru a straw in a neopolitan icecream stylllleeee)

 

[Konspiracy]

Konspiracy is a bit of an expert at incorporating food into vodka. The results of which, for me, have been two of my worst ever hangovers

Nice at the time, though - Bon Bons and Pear Drops disolved in vodka etc

LOL

It gets worse when you snort it

 

[Superdan]

LOL

It gets worse when you snort it

Ha Ha....sully got me, Liquid E and Danny to snort vodka at the weekend....

WRONG AS FUCK.....lol. burnt like a fukker at first but soon calmed down.

 

[Eddy Osborne]

Ha Ha....sully got me, Liquid E and Danny to snort vodka at the weekend....

WRONG AS FUCK.....lol. burnt like a fukker at first but soon calmed down.

Yeah these bloody mancunians LOL It was mental!!!!

 

[turpieaj]

Another way

Is to get a hypo syringe and inject oranges with the stuff. Just imagine you could have six in yer lunch box at work , and yer boss would be none of the wiser

Unless he tapped one off ya. LOL.

Andy

 

[turpieaj]

Vodka Toast
Soak loads of vodka on a slice of bread and pop in the toaster, toast as usual, then spread your usual marge on it. Yes this was mingin too but had a really interesting taste

Fuck me didn't the toaster not burst into flames?

Andy

 

[ste huxley]

The toaster had it large cos I fed it loads of stuff b4 hand lolol


Dont try voddy in the eye kidz,I does nowt for you cept hurt like fook:|

 

[oldskoolkidder]

lol vodka toast! yer snortin the stuff is mad as fook - u have to be arsholed b4 hand, makes yur eyes water like mad! n u sneeze alot! eyeballin it is even worse, lol, only eva tried it once , neva again!

 

[grad]

tis only a matter of time before the vodka enema...go on lads..

 

[Gemma]

Spike tomato based pasta sauces with Vodka -- very very nice

 

[Gemma]

oh here's a recipe too

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS x

 

[milenko/]

oh here's a recipe too

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS x

fu--in class
im gonna have to try that un for sure
cant kick the dog though shes just had an op yesterday and shes got stitches all over the show

 

[stee]

oh here's a recipe too

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS x

PMSL! That was ACE!