the way we eat fings, just demolished half a melon for me lunch
have a habit of sticking me spoon in it n twizzling like spaghetti n getting small round chunks to scoff.
Amazingly after I've finished I have been thinking about the uses of a half melon after being eaten in the 'spaghetteee Styleee'
You could turn it inside out n it amazingly resembles one of the old fashioned shower caps with all of its ting dimples.
You could affix it to your pet n use it as a crash hat
You could saw off half of your body n pose at the side of the road ..... to oncoming motorists who don't crash at the sight you will appear to be a famous footballer in true modern art chopped in half fashion.
Fek me i'm on noe t'day
have a habit of sticking me spoon in it n twizzling like spaghetti n getting small round chunks to scoff.
Amazingly after I've finished I have been thinking about the uses of a half melon after being eaten in the 'spaghetteee Styleee'
You could turn it inside out n it amazingly resembles one of the old fashioned shower caps with all of its ting dimples.
You could affix it to your pet n use it as a crash hat
You could saw off half of your body n pose at the side of the road ..... to oncoming motorists who don't crash at the sight you will appear to be a famous footballer in true modern art chopped in half fashion.
Fek me i'm on noe t'day
