Investment plans

[Dj M Jaxx]

If you had bought £1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth £49.00.

With Enron, you would have £16.50 of the original £1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than £5.00 left.

If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have
£107.00.

Based on the above, current investment my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

[butty]

il tell u what jaxxy mate ur gonna make me a rich man u r

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

il tell u what jaxxy mate ur gonna make me a rich man u r

Lolololol

Im off to threshers to get the stellas in m8

got a busy week ahead of me Ka Ching !!!!

 

[grad]

what about a years worth of visits to the sperm bank?

be miilionaires rodders!!

 

[butty]

what about a years worth of visits to the sperm bank?

be miilionaires rodders!!

i fink i shoot blanks mate so thatd b a lost cause 4 me i rek

lol

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I see a silly "how to make money quick" thread coming on here

Come on peep's...... get ya thinking caps on

 

[butty]

i rekon if u exported tin foil to alaska n the north pole n that the peeps there wud get rid of there unefficient shoddy walrus skin jackets n b mad for the new fangled tin foil waistcoat and be twice as warm to boot

plus if n e bears ate ya when u had yer tin foil waistcoat the tin foil wud hurt the bears teeth if he had fillings in innit. n so it could save yer life in the process

i can see it now............. "tin foil waistcoats - perfect for hunting bears with fillings"

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Nice 1 m8

Errrrmmmm - shit drawn a blank on this one

Think im gonna buy ni sen a trany van, and paint it up in a scooby mystery machine way

Gonna call it the munchie mobile. I am goona come around all the smokers houses who cant be botherd to take the 5min walk to the shop, and supply them with weekly nasesaty's such as mars bars......crisp's.....panda pop..... M&Ms.....20p mix bags and the like off

Gonna have mi sen a muchie syrene on top of the van as well

Its gonna play to the sound off The Human Leuge - Mirror man

Here comes the munchie van
bringing chips for mi frying pan

Here comes the munchie man
OOO O O OOO

Rushing round to a doorstep near you

Its the ........ Muchie man !!!

 

[Phil]

Jaxxy, seems like you've lost it this time...

Practically fell off mi chair reading that last one...

"Here comes the munchie van
bringing chips for mi frying pan

Here comes the munchie man
OOO O O OOO"

Ya mad fekker!! - are you going to GT's?! - think some serious codshite is on the menu!!.


Phil

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

i know what you mean m jaxx

i like to 'liquidate' my assets too.............
and the belly show's it


after 2 years of stockbroking
a lay off and a rather nice redundancy package
I'd say buying shares is crazy business
esp. these shitty 'tech' stocks

look at marconi, 3/4 years back people who do anything to work for them look at em now'





stick to the rare vinyl, I say

can't go wrong at a pound a go
and selling it for a wee profit


my well rare collection of '2unlimited' 12's
will be in their vintage sooon

come on that money for my hol in the 'med'

 

[pacman]

The munchie mobile could contain various Riubix Fruit products, which are both nutritious and fun.

The Kids, and wildfowl would run amok around the van, high on a cocktail finely mashed swede and wontons containg lettuce.

If you would like assistance in the marketing of these products, please ask.

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

after a stag w/e the other week

setting up a lap dancing club would make the money roll in


£10 in , £10 a dance

and a porno mag shop in the corner