Is you were stranded and going to die

[Amelie]

of starvation, which bit of your body would you eat first.

I reck i would just do slithers offava my thigh, then you have a bit of scab to pick at as well to pass the time. Also, i reck eating a bit of your bum flesh would be alright as you don't use it for much, not like the rest of your muscle groups anyhew. And before anyone goes on about sitting down i would just start lying on my front.



If! Not is, but it won't let me edit the tilte!

 

[Jonno]

I'd start by nibbling on a rib!

I'd finish (although it's not the question) by chewing on my face!

 

[ste huxley]

I'd bite my nose off to spite my face:|

Nah Id probs chop my leg off and get it bbq'd and munch on that for a bit

 

[Amelie]

But you would bleed to death, you have to do a bit at a time, moving raaahd the body to give it time to heal. And besides, there ain't no barby where you're stranded- its raw flesh all the way.

 

[ste huxley]

But you would bleed to death, you have to do a bit at a time, moving raaahd the body to give it time to heal. And besides, there ain't no barby where you're stranded- its raw flesh all the way.

I would seal the minor amputation wound by putting my leg stump in a fire that I made, then BBq my leg. But if were not allowed to have fire, Id probs take a chunk out of my arm, and if I had some HP chilli sauce with me, it would be all good. Id eat my ankle or my big toe raw with HP chilli sauce on

 

[Amelie]

I would seal the minor amputation wound by putting my leg stump in a fire that I made, then BBq my leg. But if were not allowed to have fire, Id probs take a chunk out of my arm, and if I had some HP chilli sauce with me, it would be all good. Id eat my ankle or my big toe raw with HP chilli sauce on

Good choice with the toe there Ste, i had no idea you were so brave.

 

[Jiglo]

I'd start on my fingernails then work onto my toenails

 

[Jiglo]

i

...................... would just start lying on my front.................

No woman would ever lie on her front if she'd ever read about wrinkles in Cosmopolitan

 

[blue jammer]

I'd start by chewing my shoulders

Oh wait, I do that anyway lol

 

[sirius]

sorry to be such a pedantic git......but if I knew I was gonna die of starvation, why bother maming/hurting myself and chewing myself? :|

Sirius.

 

[Stylee]

Anyway, if cub scouts taught me anything its that where theres life theres a means f survival, plants, even dirt, insect... id be reeeet, but if i had to eat a part of my body i would prolly start with buttock flesh, as its not actually needed that much, and i think it would make a nice burger.... anywho...insects

 

[Jiglo]

Dirt doesn't work for long though, millions died in China through eating it when they had to give all their crops to the communist state, so China could try to buy it's way into becoming a nucleur threat:|

Sand though, well that's different, never did me any harm eating all that sheet with my sandwiches and icecreams at the seaside

 

[nics]

id chew me ears off first coz then when i start getting to the meaty bits i wont hear meself scream when im munching on a good bit of rump

 

[Stylee]

Dirt doesn't work for long though, millions died in China through eating it when they had to give all their crops to the communist state, so China could try to buy it's way into becoming a nucleur threat:|

Sand though, well that's different, never did me any harm eating all that sheet with my sandwiches and icecreams at the seaside

LOL

 

[Jonno]

sorry to be such a pedantic git......but if I knew I was gonna die of starvation, why bother maming/hurting myself and chewing myself? :|

Sirius.

My thoughts exactly Sirius.

Amelie however thinks it a reasonable suggestion to eat parts of one's own body to survive. Finishing on the face!

 

[Jiglo]

I'd eat my willy first, it might fill a small corner