Its a jungle out dare

Welcome to Old Skool Anthems
The Old Skool Resource. Since 1998.
Join now
S

ste huxley

Active member
Jul 17, 2001
5,637
0
36
51
Planet E
www.huxtableshouseparty.co.uk
Well I finally had to do it, I mowed the 'lawn' yesterday!!!

Took me all day, mind you not touched it at all and we moved into the house last September lol

I found all sorts of things in the back garden, nuts, bolts, fans, car wheels lol.

This is what I did...

Mowed back garden, then strimmed around the edges, feck now that was dangerous, a triffid dandlion nearly ate me!

When mowing the back garden, I found the big killer plant off that film, and it went 'Feed me NOW' so I chucked it the car wheel lol

Then I mowed it again to hoover up the bits of grass, I was gonna snort it but decided against it:axe:

Now onto the front...

Is the grass always greener on the other side????
IS IT FUCK!!!

This was even worse! I felt like David Bellamy out there in the wilderness and that. I had to contend with pure evil weeds and thick jungle, armed with a lawn mower and strimmer I set to work on it, kept breakin my strimmer, ouch!! (Must get one of those industrial petrol powered GTI Turbo 2.8 litre Strimmers:p)

I found lots of interesting species of flower and plant at the bottom of the front garden, I'd not been down there before and it was pretty exciting lol Thing was the strimmer wouldnt stretch that long so I've got 18 foot beanstalk style dandelions still there, 'at large' There a bit like garden bouncers I suppose lol

Right now, so after all that waffle, I've got a question

I dont want all my hard work and shit to be a waste of time, so any tips for a nice green lawn??? I gave it a proper skin head and it now looks a bit barren.

I've been told by my next door neighbour (with the greenest fuckin lawn you ever seen) to get some Weed n Feed lol. So I'm off to B&Q today to get some

So all you Percy Throwers out there any more ace gardening tips?

Or do you all not give a flying fuck about your gardens like me for the last 6 months
:crazy:
 
B

blondie

New member
Jan 31, 2002
32
0
0
47
shaw
Ever heard of Paving???

I would move to save you the hastle/ fear of having to do all that again in 6 months time

:cry: :cry:
 
S

ste huxley

Active member
Jul 17, 2001
5,637
0
36
51
Planet E
www.huxtableshouseparty.co.uk
lol Blondie dont get me started on paving!!!:cry:

We've got a paved path and a nice square paved bit at the bottom of the back garden, ting is, its full of weeds!!! and the previous owner, left a rabbit hutch there, with wait for it, a car battery inside! I've heard of strange pets but this takes the biscuit.

We hope to get all the gardens/pavings patio sorted sometime around 2036:condom:
 
B

blondie

New member
Jan 31, 2002
32
0
0
47
shaw
What is wrong with having a car battery as a pet?? I have a duracel and an everedy which I am currently tring to mate. What would I call the kids though?

Anyway I will pencil you into my diary for a BBQ at some point in summer 2036!!

Looking forward to it and already buying burgers etc to store in the freezer until said BBQ:cool:
 
S

ste huxley

Active member
Jul 17, 2001
5,637
0
36
51
Planet E
www.huxtableshouseparty.co.uk
>>What is wrong with having a car battery as a pet?? I have a duracel and an everedy which I am currently tring to mate. What would I call the kids though?

lololololol

I think keeping it outside is far too shady, I'd let it have a little basket in the kitchen.. As for kids well, I'd call 1 of them Dura-ready and the other Ever-cell

A question would the girl cross product hybrid battery, for arguments sake, we'll choose Ever-cell as her name, have only size AA busters when she gets older????
:condom: :axe: :condom:
 
G

glazzy

New member
Jan 4, 2002
984
0
0
48
my advice for a nice weed free gardne is PARAQUAT!!!!!!!!

that is wot the bloke next door to me said i should put on the garden, it kills EVERYTHING then just put grass seed down...u need a farmers liscence to get it though:( :( :( :(

or u could just burn all the grass away with a flame thrower:D

or just leave it...err like i have:( :S :( :S

jayne x
 


Top Bottom