Its disgusting but........

[Amelie]

How come, if i pick something out of my eye, some sleep or something- i have to check it out. Same as a bogey- you can't help give it a right good sken if its been difficult to remove and feels a bit special lol. Also, when i floss my teeth- how come i have a little smell of the strip- same as ear wax lol.

Anyone else care to fess up to these disgusting crimes, feel free to add any that you think might be unique to you.

 

[butty]

lol i normally eat sleep out of my eye. i dont know why spose its better than lickin my own bum hole or summet

 

[jenwah]

lol i normally eat sleep out of my eye. i dont know why spose its better than lickin my own bum hole or summet

eewww butty thats mingin, makes me feel really ill when i think bout it.
and i bet if u could lick ur own bum hole u would haha j/k xx

 

[butty]

what me lickin my own bum hole? it wasnt too bad, a bit salty but ya can get past that

 

[jenwah]

what me lickin my own bum hole? it wasnt too bad, a bit salty but ya can get past that

u are dead wrong lol

but if i get sleep in my eye, i do tend to have a look at it. its worse when ya get a bit thats not right solid, and then its along the bottom of ur eye, and it proper tickles ur eye when u get it out. (this i refer to as eye snot, as its mingin and usually full of mascara lol)

 

[butty]

if ya don eat it can ya save it up for us and il get a job lot off ya sometime. might do me for a meal. lol

 

[Judderz]

I'm feeling a little disturbed by this Butty :|

 

[jenwah]

I'm feeling a little disturbed by this Butty :|

u n me both juddz, u n me both :S:|

 

[Amelie]

Eh don't know the snot front- i love having a look at the tissue if i have had a big gloopy blow lol. I partic like it if its got any form of greenery in it, innit.

 

[jenwah]

Eh don't know the snot front- i love having a look at the tissue if i have had a big gloopy blow lol. I partic like it if its got any form of greenery in it, innit.

its not that i particularly like lookin at it, i'm pretty indifferent, tho i do have a look jus to see if i have gotten it out, cause sometimes u blow, and feel like its gone, but really it hasnt, the only way to find out i would think is to look lol :S:S:|

 

[blue jammer]

I sometimes, when I've not blown me nose for a bit, like to try and snot out a bogey, and then snot it back in, so it's sort of yo-yoing a bit, in and out, right up the nose tube bit, and then with one almighty snot, it shoots out into an open waiting tissue for much praise and jubilation

 

[Amelie]

I sometimes, when I've not blown me nose for a bit, like to try and snot out a bogey, and then snot it back in, so it's sort of yo-yoing a bit, in and out, right up the nose tube bit, and then with one almighty snot, it shoots out into an open waiting tissue for much praise and jubilation

Thats a good one, that should be in my other thread about freebie pleasures. I do something similar with spit. I get Jonno on the floor when we are wrestling and pin his arms downwith my legs then do a stringy spit, let it go really far down then suck it back up again- it really freaks him out.

 

[jenwah]

Thats a good one, that should be in my other thread about freebie pleasures. I do something similar with spit. I get Jonno on the floor when we are wrestling and pin his arms downwith my legs then do a stringy spit, let it go really far down then suck it back up again- it really freaks him out.

the thought of my cold spit goin bk inot my mouth really makes me heave, i have no idea if i am among the minority of majority here, but i swear, it really makes me grimace.

my mate does it all the time at work, cause he knows it goes through me, he lets it all go down his chin then gets it all back up again. ugh, it makes me ill

 

[blue jammer]

my mate does it all the time at work, cause he knows it goes through me, he lets it all go down his chin then gets it all back up again. ugh, it makes me ill

lol is he a spacker

/mong

 

[Amelie]

the thought of my cold spit goin bk inot my mouth really makes me heave, i have no idea if i am among the minority of majority here, but i swear, it really makes me grimace.

my mate does it all the time at work, cause he knows it goes through me, he lets it all go down his chin then gets it all back up again. ugh, it makes me ill

Yeah things like that don't bother me, i am completly unarsed about bodily shit- as long as the person is clean. There was this thing on Jackass years ago where i think it ws Rabb Himself doing a chef thing. He made up in a bowl, loads of eggs, butter, peppers and shit, then drank it raw. Then he made himself sick into the frying pan and cooked it. He then ate it- everyone was freaking out but i juts don't have a problem with it. I would have eaten it for God's sake. Its not like it was semi digested or owt- just straight down the (very clean) esophagus and back up again lol.

 

[butty]

Yeah things like that don't bother me, i am completly unarsed about bodily shit- as long as the person is clean. There was this thing on Jackass years ago where i think it ws Rabb Himself doing a chef thing. He made up in a bowl, loads of eggs, butter, peppers and shit, then drank it raw. Then he made himself sick into the frying pan and cooked it. He then ate it- everyone was freaking out but i juts don't have a problem with it. I would have eaten it for God's sake. Its not like it was semi digested or owt- just straight down the (very clean) esophagus and back up again lol.

my mate unzy did that once. except we was pissed and so all other shite came up too. and when he cooked it it stank minging

he was a rule unto himself that guy, he licked dog poo once jus coz we told him too and w@nked jills dog off. lol

(erm we didnt tell him to do that btw he jus did it on his own accord like)

 

[jenwah]

lol is he a spacker

/mong

u know what, funnily enough, his nickname is spacker lol. cause he seems to act like one a lot, he isnt actually one tho, but sometimes, i do wonder.

 

[jenwah]

Yeah things like that don't bother me, i am completly unarsed about bodily shit- as long as the person is clean. There was this thing on Jackass years ago where i think it ws Rabb Himself doing a chef thing. He made up in a bowl, loads of eggs, butter, peppers and shit, then drank it raw. Then he made himself sick into the frying pan and cooked it. He then ate it- everyone was freaking out but i juts don't have a problem with it. I would have eaten it for God's sake. Its not like it was semi digested or owt- just straight down the (very clean) esophagus and back up again lol.

it really freaks me out, loads. i dont like the thought of anythin like that.

the same guy i was on about before, whe i'm workin, he'll get his change off me, but then grab my arm, and lick my arm havin saved a load of saliva especially for the job. it makes me ill. he knows this, he finds it funny lol swine lol

 

[Amelie]

it really freaks me out, loads. i dont like the thought of anythin like that.

the same guy i was on about before, whe i'm workin, he'll get his change off me, but then grab my arm, and lick my arm havin saved a load of saliva especially for the job. it makes me ill. he knows this, he finds it funny lol swine lol

Just do a great big huge feck of greeny in his face then laugh like a maniac- that should put him of you for a bit lol. Its what i would do.

 

[jenwah]

Just do a great big huge feck of greeny in his face then laugh like a maniac- that should put him of you for a bit lol. Its what i would do.

ah but the snag there is i cant get the greeny in my mouth for fear of bein sick phlegm makes me sick, when ya cough even, oh, its vile. i hate things like that even if they are mine.

lol @ u tho, i'd like to see that happen haha, i may pay u to do it for me lol

not that i mind, he's only playin and i can wash it off and throw things at him. and rub dirty cloths in his face n stuff. not that it has the same effect.