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Yesterday afternoon got in me voiture and allezed it up Norf for what I thought was a bit of work today.

Got to me hotel in Strathcoil only to find
.....yep got the wrong day. What's worse was that I wasn't even close

So spent the night driving back thinking what excuse I could use. Decided to suffer the humiliation and come clean. No doubt some clever little sod will bring a dodgy scottish relic and leave it on me desk.

Still I'll know for next time its a fekin long way on shite roads with so many bloody speed cameras that I'll need snookers to keep me license.


Jimmy = =:axe: :axe: :axe:
 
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Oops, I'm sure they wont do owt like this..............

Did u pass any of these on ur way up??

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Once u'd got there & found out ur mistake, I'm sure they offered u sum traditional food as a snack b4 the long journey back down

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Washed down with sum

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& of course cos it's scotland I'm sure they entertained u whilst u ate

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Once fully refreshed there's always the local gift shop where u can buy summat 2 make the journey back go a bit faster

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Along with the tradtional tshirt

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I bet u didn't miss this jus as u gettin back 2 the border

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Lolololol at Jimmy..... Feel sorry for ya mate

I know how easy it is also...to get lost in the Highlands

So I thought this Thistle Whistle may come in handy fella
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Just give it a blow next time buddy....... and I'll pop up and give you a pigiback back to York muka :eyebrow: :eyes:
 
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Thought Pix might have filled u in on this 1 but seein as she ain't I will :p :p :p :p

BIG BIG SOZ IN ADVANCE BEN BUT CAN'T RESIST

4 those that didn't know Ben & Pix stayed in a hotel on Sat so Pix didn't have 2 drive 4 once (gud call!!!). Anyways they were gettin ready 4 go out, when Ben (bless him) said he didn't know that bog rolls came in different sizes. A confused Pix asked wot he meant so he showed her & then Pix pointed out the fact that quite often in hotels they put 2 lots of bog rolls in jus so u didn't run out in the nite & sum1, who'd had the room b4 em must have used sum off the roll!!!! 1 thing Ben m8 u live & learn don't ya ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) If u can't rely on pix 2 let every1 know of us will!!!!!
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