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sweet sensation

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...well here we go......bit stumped for ideas so I thought we could do a story telling one.......

ok I'll start......


Once upon a time there was a man who was named after a sandwich....pretty basic sandwich, but a sandwich none the less...he was inspired to get some new fillings to put in between his baps.....so he thought he would go on tinternet to get some ideas.......



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Me Flat with our Kes..proper bo'!
LMAO!!!!

They took him to the hospital for some help,
Its stuck down me jap he said with a yelp,
Dont worry son itll be over soon,
Thats easy for u to say, its blown up to the size of a balloon!!
They tried and they tried to get it out,
But then something happened that made the poor lads emotions melt....
 
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Me Flat with our Kes..proper bo'!
'Blimey Doctor sorry for the squirt,
I was thinking about a bird without a skirt,
No problem young man just dont get burnt,
Friction is a killer if u rub it till it hurts,
Take this cream now three times a day,
That will keep ur pain away,
So off he went with cream in hand,
And stopped off on the way to do something kind.....
 
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butty, can i suggest the board shuts at 10:30 pm sharp..keep all these late night nutters out, you see em at about 11' ish hanging round the chillout just waiting to cause trouble..then they spot their moment..one starts.. just a little thread..but then they're all in and it's kickin off proper.

I tell ya...you're all frickin mad..



grad - leader of the board curfew action committee.

(next meeting Wed 18th Sept 10:55pm in the main chillout)
 
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Phil

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FPML! - You're all mad!. This has to be a contender for the funniest post!... (until I spoiled it!).

Well done you lot, keep it up, and keep me laughing!.


Phil
 
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Fiona

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this special guy,
this one named butty,
took 20 pills,
turned his head to putty,
from his bag he pulls a tune,
courtneys goes up like a balloon,
up with the fastest hands in the north west,
this dj butty is close to best,
so big it up for the one who,
mixes like a good un,
at getting wrote hes pretty good too,
he'll show you how it's done.


:king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :love: :love: :love:
 
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Fiona

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Lol !! That sounds like love to me !!
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what have i done to you for you to wish such a thing on me lol :$
think the word should be wiped outta vocabulary, it brings trouble wherever it goes the little fekker :luv: (eeewww)
 
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Fiona

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Blimey they are very wise and synical words for someone so young !!
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tell me about it, just glad i learned now, while im always too wrote to think avout anything twice. without the drugs, situations could turn very messy :drevil: it when the thinking becomes involved innit?

anyway lets keep it up guys

first courtneys and then the world,
no doubt that in-between hes hurled,
get on them decks and show em how its done,
hes learnt from the best,
has rick jones's son!!!!!
:phones: :phones: :phones: :phones: :phones: :phones:
 


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