I've Become English!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Frog Meister]

Well, it had to happen one day!

I went out lastnight ( nothing new there!) and got drunk ( still nothing new!) but ended up in a bed next to an Englisdh girl! ( new to me!) That in it self is not bad.... but I have had 5 showers and I still feel DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

God how could I! I'm normaly really hard to get!.....................................................

*keels over and dies of shock*

right! I'm off to the cliffs to yell! might make me feel better

*grabs the whiskey oin the way out*

 

[Pixie]

Why do you feel dirty for being with an Englishwoman Beebok??

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

at least she could speak the same language....

JOKE

my favourite put down line on a night out

if a girl asks don't I know you

I just say 'yeh, i'm the receptionist at the local VD clinic'

 

[The Frog Meister]

Why do you feel dirty for being with an Englishwoman Beebok??

it's not the fact that she is english... it's the fact that I was pissed and in a normal situation ( ie me sober) she would not have had a cat in hell's chance to get me! That is why I'm pissed off and feel dirty ( still to this day actually!)

 

[ste huxley]

lol Don Juan!!

Its the evils of drink mate

it's not the fact that she is english... it's the fact that I was pissed and in a normal situation ( ie me sober) she would not have had a cat in hell's chance to get me! That is why I'm pissed off and feel dirty ( still to this day actually!)

 

[The Frog Meister]

lol Don Juan!!

Its the evils of drink mate

That is the precise reason why alcohol was invented! To amke people like me soil myself and my good ways!

Oh well... it was an experience.... that I really don't want to relive!

Oh one last thing... she is from Manchester Thought that would make a few of you happy... at least I kept it in the north