i've cut my thumb

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hektik

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and it really hurts! :cry: :cry: :cry: i did it opening a tin of coffee in the works kitchen. now everytime i press something it starts bleeding again. :( i'm leaving my bloody fingerprints all over everything. and i cant even saprk up me ciggies cos my thumb cant handle the pain!

so let this be a warning, never open a new jar of coffee without responsible adult supervision.
 

hektik

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also unfortunately, the plaster i have put on seems to be allergic and/or frightened of blood, as it is determined to not stay stuck to my thumb.

is it cruel to keep a plaster that is allergic to blood next to a cut, could i be reported to the RSPCP for crueland unusaual punishment towrds plasters???

i need to know cos i am getting quite worried that i will be fined and not be able to keep plasters for three years.
 

Tonksi

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Me Flat with our Kes..proper bo'!
Get an elastoplast m8(plaster) on it.
If not u can always sign deals with the Devil in blood n stuff or make a fishtank of piranahs go into a frenzy with a drop of yer blood etc.
Anyone see that Factory records special last night?
Tony Wilson signin a contract for (Joy Division) i think in blood...mad foocker:axe:
PS anyone got 24 Hour Party People yet on VCD....Grad??
 

Dj M Jaxx

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I'll send me friend round Hekers m8

" HE VANTES TO STOP V BLEEDING ":eek: :eek:

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hektik

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the bleeding has stopped. thought it was never gonna stop gushing. lol thought me thumb thought it was summat else and was gonna bleed for a week.
 

Pixie

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Back oop north!
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hektik said:
the bleeding has stopped. thought it was never gonna stop gushing. lol thought me thumb thought it was summat else and was gonna bleed for a week.

:rolleyes: drama queen....anyone would think you'd cut yer head off !!!!

Whoops, forgot, only living things bleed, no worries with your head then !!! :drevil: :fekked:

j/k babes :king:
 

hektik

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every part of me body is as important as the next bit.

except for me feet, could do without them i reckon

and me brainm, have existed without that for a good three years. lost it in a field in luton somewhere.

so me first sentence in this post is alie.

bloody pixies messing with me head.
 

sirius

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You tell 'em Pixie!!heheh. Soft southern nancies :).

Now, when you slice the whole top of the pad of your finger, so its held on by a thickness of skin, flapping up and down and everytime you compress it to stop the blood gushing out the remaining bit of your finger squidges side to side in excruciating pain - LIKE I DID - then you can whinge m8!. Then proceed to wait in A&E for 5 HOURS!!!!!!! with no pain killers to get your finger stitched back together.
That reminds me of a red hot shard of metal burning in my eyeball (even though I was wearing saftey glasses) and having a few nails ripped off and nearly getting knocked out by someone elses airborne peice of metal block flying off a surface grinder machine........and.....and....

God, engineerings a dodgy trade to be in. Well it was for me!!. good job I am sat behind a PC these days as a CAD Draughy, or I may be dead by now I reckon!!.

Ill let you off though, cos fair do's, them ickle thin cuts can fair sting for ages cant they?.


See ya,

Sirius.