jacks world

[GT man]

since the othe rday in my mind i have been tinkin
what a major roll in the world JACK plays in society(still )
well as well as having the power to make you JACK your body, and JACK being the one that holds the key .
He is also the one on childrens t.v. who tells the stories y'know JACKanory.
it seems to be a trend in modern society cos the guy on th enews said he JACK knifed his lorry......
where will it end cos i feel ive only just scrapped the surface? ? ?

 

[butty]

dint he build a house??

cant believe he did all that whilst servin beer in the rovers

 

[Tonksi]

Didnt JACK run up the hill with Jill as well to fetch a pail of water?
I dont know JACK sheet me!!

 

[OldskoolDazed (al)]

staggers in singing

jajajajajajajajajaj jack ya body jjajajajajajajajajaja jack ya body

ahh well im of to hi Jack a bus lol wtf am i goin on about

 

[Fusion]

JACK was nimble JACK was quick
Jack hallucinates a candlestick

 

[pacman]

Aye, his surname is Knife and he keeps tipping lorries over....cheeky git!!!!!

 

[GT man]

un,awful JACK

any hiJACKlng by you al and im sure koJACK ill be on ya trail. . .
and butty mate that 'i tink' was scrumpy JACK, you saw JACK duckworth serve, with a JACK d chaser.

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Hey...... If it was not for Jack, I would be called

Dj M ????

Now thats not on.........

Ps carJACK, you would all have flat tyers if not for that jack

Hats off to the Jack that built the house, and the Jack that gave me a name

 

[doolz]

yeah but watch out for his flapJACK and if its cold dont forget JACKfrost


neway is JACK a dull boy or does JACK off as the yanks say

i say it all sounds a bit fishhy coz hes also skipJACK

and hes a gambling man what with blackJACK


wtf jack gets around lock up ya wrigly worms if ya can coz jack has the key

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Well this Jaxx off back in his BOX

Goodnight everyone

 

[GT man]

unusualy late!!

i knoe this onr should of been her esooner

premature eJACKulation


hehehe


mik

 

[dannster]

premeture esquirtulation - ?? i dont know - im just typin as if there is no tommoddow!

 

[Recca]

Felt like JACKing me job in today, work with chilled foods and was promised an insulated JACKet by JACK me boss, know what I got JACKall , JACKshit and was left on me JACK most of the night! I felt JACKed off until I saw this thread, reminded me of my youth.... crackerJACK of course!


Recca

 

[GT man]

which frozen JACK?

lol recca m8 that wouldnt happen to be JACK fultons wud it:S
thats all folks im gonna get me a bottle jack from the fridge

 

[doolz]

well jack really is a jack of all trades