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<blockquote data-quote="Jimmy" data-source="post: 68533" data-attributes="member: 47"><p><strong>The Bitch is Back</strong></p><p></p><p>Got home a couple of nights ago thought "fek me I'm safe" as there were no lights on. Went into the garage to ge a tinnie n there she was ...... Da Da Darrrrrrrrrrr hammer 'ouse of 'orror stylee.</p><p></p><p>Even the birds sounded like they were screetchin like when that lass got repeatedly slashed in the shower by Mr Perkins in psycho.</p><p></p><p>Summat odd here I thought cos she was watering the hanging basket in her nightie.</p><p></p><p>Now I'm not the most 'worldy wise' type of guy but it seems to me if its been chcking it down like it has for the last few days the need to water the hanging baskets is pretty slim and the desire to do it in your nightie is even slimmer.</p><p></p><p>I reckons I'm dun for just hope shes not a 'praying mantis' type of lassie who 'after firin yer population paste' decides to scoff you shoes n all.</p><p></p><p>Did think about gettin me own back in a psycho style, maybe appearing at random intervals praying to some oddly sized creature dressed in me underpants in a ring of knives. Then thought that me other neighbours who's cheese aint fallen off their cracker may consider me to be nuttier than a rather nutty macadamia.</p><p></p><p>Anyone got any advice ?</p><p></p><p>Sharp intake of breath ...................</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jimmy, post: 68533, member: 47"] [b]The Bitch is Back[/b] Got home a couple of nights ago thought "fek me I'm safe" as there were no lights on. Went into the garage to ge a tinnie n there she was ...... Da Da Darrrrrrrrrrr hammer 'ouse of 'orror stylee. Even the birds sounded like they were screetchin like when that lass got repeatedly slashed in the shower by Mr Perkins in psycho. Summat odd here I thought cos she was watering the hanging basket in her nightie. Now I'm not the most 'worldy wise' type of guy but it seems to me if its been chcking it down like it has for the last few days the need to water the hanging baskets is pretty slim and the desire to do it in your nightie is even slimmer. I reckons I'm dun for just hope shes not a 'praying mantis' type of lassie who 'after firin yer population paste' decides to scoff you shoes n all. Did think about gettin me own back in a psycho style, maybe appearing at random intervals praying to some oddly sized creature dressed in me underpants in a ring of knives. Then thought that me other neighbours who's cheese aint fallen off their cracker may consider me to be nuttier than a rather nutty macadamia. Anyone got any advice ? Sharp intake of breath ................... [/QUOTE]
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