Jiglo said:
Nice one Jonno!
If I remember rightly, then I think I invented shitting in my pants whilst running to school once after missing the bus. Not one of my better inventions, but there you go
In that case, I improvised and made up the whole "do my P.E in my brown and white y fronts" and invented that when I was about 9 years old, and later, at the early end of high school doing olde fashioned gym type things and a bit of cross country in underwear. Its a trend I invented I think, and one that was popular before everyone went a bit soft and thought it might be an outcry to make kids do that......cos heaven knows, it didnt scar me for life thats for sure
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Not one of the better inventions.
Okay, I lied. It was some sadistaic bastard of a PE teacher.
I did invent though as a kid, without doubt, the noble art form of cow pat ski'ing. Thats mine, all mine. Wellies, long run, and well, enjoy the ride.
How times change. People dont take up good inventions like that anymore. They sit inside on thier new games console rather than get covered in cow shit. Terrible waste........pun intended.
Sirius
