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Amelie

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Do you have one of these in your kitchen? We call ours the 'drawer of doom' lol. If anyone can't find something, guarenteed its in the drawer of doom. This drawer is so full of shit its untrue. All stuff that is completly useless, never used yet i can't throw it away incase its needed at a later date. It has things in it like, Elvis sungigs, a selecion of daft pipes, old mobile phones, sticky boiled sweets, hairbrushes full of manky hair, darts, and to make matters worse- i chucked some body bronzing perals which have expolded and turned to glitter dust. So everything is the drawer of doom is gold and sparkly, as well as being uselss yet indespensable! I hate it when i can't find my car keys and i am forced to rummage in it- i swear i got bit by something last time i dared stick a hand in.

Anyone else got one of these junk drawers? Whats in it then?

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Shooms said:
LOL I wouldn't even dare to describe mine...:$ even my eloquent n verbose vocabulaire wouldn't do the pandora's box justice... all I can say is that I'll take a few pics 'as is' tonight n post em up....
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Lol are you trying to battle me Shooms? Right, a draweroff it is, we shall both post piccies tnight and see which is most shamefull.
 
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Shooms said:
righto.... can I hide the porn 1st ?
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Feel free, i am shifting the crack pipe so no-one gets the wrong idea an all- rules are:

1,You can remove one item (mine will have to be the sanitary shit- i don't want no-onw to know what kinda 'flow' i have lol)

2,You have to pull out the drawer and just take a pic, no re-arranging allowed.

Feel free to jion in folks. The winner will recieve a free bin-bag in the post to give it a right good sort out.
 
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im like herpes....never quite fcuk hoff!!!
ive got one of them drawers too:$

its got anything and everything but dont ask me to describe anything thats in it coz last time i looked for something in it the draws arse gaveway and everything went everywhere so i just chuked everything into the next available drawer!!!

i know theres a pair of baby reigns in it (wtf i dont know coz i aint got bambino's) some old manky stock cubes, random screwdriviers that are totaly rounded at the top, a few old random tapes (must check these out coz i aint got a clue whats on em) random bottles of tablets n pills n stuff (might check them out to, i may have a few moggys or mazzies), pens with no ink and dried up felt pens, and some minature bottles of spirits, theres old bills n stuff too and random junk mail.
 
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nics said:
ive got one of them drawers too:$

its got anything and everything but dont ask me to describe anything thats in it coz last time i looked for something in it the draws arse gaveway and everything went everywhere so i just chuked everything into the next available drawer!!!

i know theres a pair of baby reigns in it (wtf i dont know coz i aint got bambino's) some old manky stock cubes, random screwdriviers that are totaly rounded at the top, a few old random tapes (must check these out coz i aint got a clue whats on em) random bottles of tablets n pills n stuff (might check them out to, i may have a few moggys or mazzies), pens with no ink and dried up felt pens, and some minature bottles of spirits, theres old bills n stuff too and random junk mail.
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Can i have first dibs on any tabs you find there Nics- me and the boyf are planning a drug sess next week and all contributions would be greatly appreciated.
 
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DeeDee said:
What if you have many drawers of doom? i have numerous, should i pick the fullest or the one with the most unusual crap?
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Your call, you're my competion bitch so i ain't giving you any pointers. i want that bin-bag bad style.
 
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Ok i think im deffo in the running for that bin bag ( i hope its a quality one with ties an all!).........
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and ive even thrown a piccie in of my 'under the sink junk cupboard' for good measures!!! Just to show you the quality of my house keeping skills!!:$
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Hey right, talking about random drugs in drawers- listen to this, it happend last year before i moved in with Jonno at his house. I got up early on a Monday morning, and i had to be in uni at 10.30ish. Anyway i felt like shit, really bad head cold, so i rememberd seeing some Beechams flu caps in Jonno's junk drawer. Anyway, i took a couple at about 8.30 am. So off we go to get to Netto for dead on 9 as Jonno wanted to buy a remote controlled plane that he had seen advertised, and was worried they would all sell out. So when we get there i satrt feeling all weird/wired lol. I tell him, and ask him about the Beechams, he looks all vauge, then worried then satrs laughing and says he remembers now that they were full of fet from ages ago!

So there i was fecked with a dead tight jaw at 9am in Netto on a Monday morning. It did stop me thinking about the head cold though.

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Shabba said:
:rofl: I bet Jonno's heart stops everytime you go near the computer!!!!! I so love the things you tell, the're ace:D
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Lol he does a bit, tis all true though thats the worrying thing!

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Shooms said:
No shame whatsoever in a man buying a remote-controlled plane whatever his age...... shopping at Nettos however..... :mexican: :eyebrow:
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Lol yeah right, but he was really exited about it- and we went to a big massive field by our house to try it out. He was saying that i was not allowed near it, he was 'plane master' and only he could fly this thing. So he launches it into the sky- straight into a tree and it broke there and then. Lol.
 
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Amelie said:
Lol yeah right, but he was really exited about it- and we went to a big massive field by our house to try it out. He was saying that i was not allowed near it, he was 'plane master' and only he could fly this thing. So he launches it into the sky- straight into a tree and it broke there and then. Lol.
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lmao :D :rofl: n I bet he turned round to you with an expression that said... "What ? I meant to do that woman...."

I love being a bloke :D Even when we're wrong we're right.... I thank the lord every morning for being born with a cock :D
 
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Amelie said:
Hey right, talking about random drugs in drawers- listen to this, it happend last year before i moved in with Jonno at his house. I got up early on a Monday morning, and i had to be in uni at 10.30ish. Anyway i felt like shit, really bad head cold, so i rememberd seeing some Beechams flu caps in Jonno's junk drawer. Anyway, i took a couple at about 8.30 am. So off we go to get to Netto for dead on 9 as Jonno wanted to buy a remote controlled plane that he had seen advertised, and was worried they would all sell out. So when we get there i satrt feeling all weird/wired lol. I tell him, and ask him about the Beechams, he looks all vauge, then worried then satrs laughing and says he remembers now that they were full of fet from ages ago!

So there i was fecked with a dead tight jaw at 9am in Netto on a Monday morning. It did stop me thinking about the head cold though.

:)
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That's class......:D :thumbsup:
 
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Amelie said:
Lol yeah right, but he was really exited about it- and we went to a big massive field by our house to try it out. He was saying that i was not allowed near it, he was 'plane master' and only he could fly this thing. So he launches it into the sky- straight into a tree and it broke there and then. Lol.
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:rofl: Fantastic, you can't buy that kinda entertainment!!!!
 
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Those planes were shit. I bought 2 of the bastards and bust them both. My mate bought one too and he trashed his as well.
 


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