Kids & tinternet

[sirius]

I'm a (very) fussy eater. As for steak blood raw, I won't eat it, I'll stand up and shout "that's still alive, take it away and cook it, you git!"

Steak has to be well done before I'll touch it........but if a French lady were to seduce me in the kitchen, I'd run out screaming "no, you've not cooked it properly you cloth eared bint!"

I think we were seperated at birth m8. I cant stand stuff like that either! lol. Thats exactly what Id say!!!!!!

Dont tell Amelie though, cos she is a avid 'bloody' steak vampire type person where its 'overcooked' if it ceases to bleet. hahaha. Nah, I dont think Amelie's that bad - others on here would just go in a field and start jabbing anything that moves with a fork, lol.


See ya bud.

Sirius.

 

[blue jammer]

I think we were seperated at birth m8. I cant stand stuff like that either! lol. Thats exactly what Id say!!!!!!

Dont tell Amelie though, cos she is a avid 'bloody' steak vampire type person where its 'overcooked' if it ceases to bleet. hahaha. Nah, I dont think Amelie's that bad - others on here would just go in a field and start jabbing anything that moves with a fork, lol.

That is very wrong isn't it. It reminds me of when I was out having a meal with a lass I fancied, and she ordered her steak 'bloody' *gulp* I thought, ahh I can handle this, at least *I* won't have to eat it, but if you'd have seen the look on my face when she started eating it, it was bloody, and the corner of her mouth was dark red with blood from the steak

Just re-read your post again, and could have sworn you said:

Amelie is a bloody vampire in a field that moves anything with a jabbing fork

I.... must... stop.... reading.... betweeen.... the.... lines.

 

[Amelie]

It's probably just you! and anyways, I'm thick me, you would piss yer knickers if you saw my grades from school! :$



I'm blind! all that masturbating, doesn't do you any favours later in life, so erm yes, I do (wear glasses that is)

I think thats what happenend to Sirius, as we all know what he gets up to when he is bored (like every second hour)

And you cannot beat a nice medium steak, just enough warm blood to trickle into the sugar snap peas, delish with a nice glass of shiraz served at slightly above room temp

 

[Amelie]

That is very wrong isn't it. It reminds me of when I was out having a meal with a lass I fancied, and she ordered her steak 'bloody' *gulp* I thought, ahh I can handle this, at least *I* won't have to eat it, but if you'd have seen the look on my face when she started eating it, it was bloody, and the corner of her mouth was dark red with blood from the steak

Just re-read your post again, and could have sworn you said:



I.... must... stop.... reading.... betweeen.... the.... lines.

Lol very bloody clever! I had to re-read that lots of times!

 

[blue jammer]

And you cannot beat a nice medium steak, just enough warm blood to trickle into the sugar snap peas, delish with a nice glass of shiraz served at slightly above room temp

I beg to differ, Madam...

I would cook the steak slowly on a very low heat, turning often, so as not to 'seal' it first, the slower you cook it, the nicer it tastes I weckon.

One of my housemates recently brought home one of these 'matured' steaks, the Jamie Oliver range, where the steak is a couple of months old or something, and he read out the instructions to me.. "cook for 5 minutes turning over once and serve blah blah blah", it's not right, it looked awful, he stuck a fork into it in the pan and it oozed blood

When I saw the packet in the bin later, I laughed and imagined a mature cow, in a field, wandering about the place and having it's own vision of being cooked and eaten. Then I had to go and lay down, as it'd been a hard day.

And, anyway, another thread successfully derailed!

blue jammer derailing threads since 2001 woo woo