Large Furry wooly mammoth spider infiltrates stej's bedroom!

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Spotted this rascal b4, nobbly knees and all that, I went Ewwwww, and it just looked at me dead arrogantly then hid on the curtain trying to disguise itself the wanker. I got my Bizarre mag with a view to eliminate the arachnid, and Mr Miyogi styleee, swiped it, thought Id hit it but it just disapeared, they always do that. Right so now I have a probably million year old massive as fook knobbly knee wooly mammoth spider, waiting just anticipating to bite me on the arse tonight when Im asleep. What should I do? :cry: :| :eek: :fekked: :confused:
 
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Im going to suggest a new pilot shot for channel 4 tonite, bedroom swap. I'll see if Danns up for it now. Saying that, he thinks theres a rat in his airing cupboard :|

You know know how you can get bird eating spiders??? Is there a reverse creature food chain equivalent??? Going by the name of Spider eating bird??

I might get one from the 24 hour tesco in a bit :thumbsup: :fekked:

Dj Ben Fisher said:
lol sleep with one eye open fella . . ;)

i dont have that problem cos i just show me dog em and it goes and eats em up !! lolol . . thats if the cat dont cat get it first !! lol crazy animals . . lol
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Yeah I'd love to torch the mofo so it just looked like a charred current ;)
Thing is I dont know where it is :|

Not sure if it scaled the east face of madness towers and then popped thru the window or just walked thru the front door with it suitcase and little spider kids and that. Need to locate its position b4 dusk. :ghost:

The Joker said:
aersol & lighter is the way 4ward, tis the spider equivalent flame thrower ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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ste huxley said:
Yeah I'd love to torch the mofo so it just looked like a charred current ;)
Thing is I dont know where it is :|

Not sure if it scaled the east face of madness towers and then popped thru the window or just walked thru the front door with it suitcase and little spider kids and that. Need to locate its position b4 dusk. :ghost:
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u gotta go on stej stealth mode, get the black ninja outfit on, no not the comfy leopard skin neglige but the black skin tight mother fecker (u know like the cat suit from batman) & then go thro the whole of the house, b warned have aersol & lighter 2 hand & once u've found found it waste it ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
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Unfortunately, You have to spider search in the buff, otherwise you KNOW that tingly feeling you get on the inside of the trousers via your imagination will have you doing the one legged Hokey Kokey like a madman on speed.

Its a disturbing scenario m8 :eek: . If I ever see one of those plastic spider catchers in Poundstretcher or Home Bargains or somewhere Im going to get one!!!!! Theyre Ace. Even has a a 6ft handle for the ultra wimps like me! hahaha.


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lol OK Jen, hope I dont get caught in the middle of the night cos Danns got his kids here, be tuff explaining that one away, fearless ninja spider killer in skin tight black silk :S


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u gotta go on stej stealth mode, get the black ninja outfit on, no not the comfy leopard skin neglige but the black skin tight mother fecker (u know like the cat suit from batman) & then go thro the whole of the house, b warned have aersol & lighter 2 hand & once u've found found it waste it ;) ;) ;) ;)
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yeah lol Im kicking my leg out a lot at the mo, bet the spiders laffing its cock off at me :D

Im gonna get one of them spider killers next time Im out. They didnt have spider eating birds in Tescos (predictably)

sirius said:
Unfortunately, You have to spider search in the buff, otherwise you KNOW that tingly feeling you get on the inside of the trousers via your imagination will have you doing the one legged Hokey Kokey like a madman on speed.

Its a disturbing scenario m8 :eek: . If I ever see one of those plastic spider catchers in Poundstretcher or Home Bargains or somewhere Im going to get one!!!!! Theyre Ace. Even has a a 6ft handle for the ultra wimps like me! hahaha.


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Well Ive just checked my bed and underneath it and it isnt there...

I think its watching me however lol :hubba:

I hope it climbs into my tunes box and then tomorrow night I'll open it and it'll be in Timeless, that'll fuck its head up :thumbsup:

jennyfromthebloc said:
ste man, i feel for ya!!! :(

last time a spider did a disappearin act on me, i wouldnt sleep in the room for days.

luckily, it wasnt my room, was jus cleanin it for my brother, but it was still scary! :eek::eek: :D
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Are you mad!!!??? :eek:

You'll be asking me to put it up for the night next and serve it a full english tomorrow!! :D

No I fear I must kill it, I cant touch them things you should see it, its like 8 legged freaks!

Ive just spotted one of its siblings and I knocked it off the wall, didnt kill it, it went on the bed and thats disapeared as well! I give up, I'll just get attacked by spiders tonight. :S

If a large spider walks in Timeless tomorrow with a grey box of old skool tunes thats my replacement. :cops:

honey said:
If u find it ste, dont kill it :naughty:

Spiders are good :D they eat all the annoyin flies!!!

Leave the little fella be :love:
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