lol im losin it....

[butty]

right whenever i ring someone on a orange mobile u know when it goes to there answer phone and the woman starts babblin who sounds like jill dando (obviously it cant b her like coz shes dead but thats a voicealike if ive ever heard one) well anyways she goes 'welcome to the orange answer phone' blah blah blah. i always put the phone down just as she gets to the end of saying 'welcome to the orange' and end up laughing to meself and finding it ironic that i was actually speaking to a orange who sounded like jill dando!!

god knows how my head functions sometimes. im blaming chemical jammer and his biochemical concocsions

 

[blue jammer]

You fucking loon!

I like the way I get the blame, oh innocent me

Haha

I don't have that problem, but I do seem to have a problem leaving messages for people, I can't do it seriously - I either go really random with it, or I start laughin midway through the message and then quickly say "so errr yeah, ring me back like"



I blame not enough sleep and not enough hours int day, oh and wanking, yeah that oughta do it lol

 

[ste huxley]

lol Butty


I sent Jammer a blank txt yester!!!! wahay

Its my new 'you decide what you want it to say' text package from Orange

 

[Sully]

i was talkin to the jammer in timeless last week when he was 'merry(!)' and did the norman collier on him "so wh y thi ab th tu to" and randomly pointing at things...... his face was a picture followed by a string of 'what' and 'say again'....

i was only messin mate - be wierd seein ya 'sober' next week.....

 

[blue jammer]

i was talkin to the jammer in timeless last week when he was 'merry(!)' and did the norman collier on him "so wh y thi ab th tu to" and randomly pointing at things...... his face was a picture followed by a string of 'what' and 'say again'....

i was only messin mate - be wierd seein ya 'sober' next week.....

LOL ya git, I did fall for it at first, but got a sudden memory catapult of 'hmmm he's said about this on the board'

I'm doing the last set, so there's plenty of time for me to sober up

None of you lot have actually seen me drunk (yet) should be interesting

 

[blue jammer]

lol Butty


I sent Jammer a blank txt yester!!!! wahay

Its my new 'you decide what you want it to say' text package from Orange

I kept hitting 'down' to see where the text was :$

D'oh

It's the new no text messages, brought to you and sponsorted by Chocolate not nots the biscuits with not a lot about them

 

[sweet sensation]

I sent Jammer a blank txt yester!!!! wahay

Its my new 'you decide what you want it to say' text package from Orange

Pmsl that has made me chuckle so much that I actually think its a good idea !!! I might call t mobile and tell them !! I bet some sucker would buy it for £20 a month !!