Living the Dream
Eve all, just a little bit about myself, I love puppies, walks in the park holding hands and soft petals against my bum cheeks.
I'm a crafty little fellow who likes chasing dwarfs covered in butter whilst slapping their milky thighs and crying got ya shortarse.
Though I was left in an orphanage at the age of 3 and being sold to many an odd fellow who wanted to bathe me and touch my nudger, I was lucky enough to grow up as a well rounded eendividual with top english results.
I hope you can adopt me and care for me as my 2 dads did, until they accidentally drank arsenic
Love Deaksy