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<blockquote data-quote="pacman" data-source="post: 56110" data-attributes="member: 196"><p>This should make you laugh:</p><p></p><p></p><p>Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow</p><p>> scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.</p><p>> Innuendo</p><p>> all the way</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "</p><p>> George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"</p><p>> Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"</p><p>></p><p>> We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.</p><p>></p><p>> Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"</p><p>> Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"</p><p>> Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"</p><p>></p><p>> Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and</p><p>> peg</p><p>> kit</p><p>></p><p>> Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"</p><p>> George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."</p><p>></p><p>> Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about</p><p>> playing"</p><p>></p><p>> Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"</p><p>> Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play</p><p>> with?"</p><p>> George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to</p><p>> play</p><p>> with our friend's balls today?"</p><p>> Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."</p><p>></p><p>> Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?</p><p>></p><p>> Zippy:"Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."</p><p>> Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."</p><p>></p><p>> Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle</p><p>></p><p>> Zippy: " I can, I'm the best plucker here."</p><p>> George: " And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy? "</p><p>> Zippy: " Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."</p><p>> Geoffrey: " Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."</p><p>> Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers</p><p>> couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their</p><p>> instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."</p><p>></p><p>> Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.</p><p>></p><p>> Freddy: " We could hear you all banging away"</p><p>> Rod: " Banging can be fun."</p><p>> Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and</p><p>> Freddy."</p><p>> Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."</p><p>> Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging</p><p>> away?"</p><p>> Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you</p><p>> like to play with my maracas?"</p><p>> Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."</p><p>> George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."</p><p>> Zippy;" I've got a big red one."</p><p>> George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to</p><p>> play with it."</p><p>></p><p>> Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And</p><p>> remember,</p><p>> you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a</p><p>> friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."</p><p>></p><p>> Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all</p><p>> day."</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pacman, post: 56110, member: 196"] This should make you laugh: Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident. > Innuendo > all the way > > > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana..... > > > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four " > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?" > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" > > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. > > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in" > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in" > > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and > peg > kit > > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George" > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle." > > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about > playing" > > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?" > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play > with?" > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to > play > with our friend's balls today?" > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." > > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? > > Zippy:"Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it." > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument." > > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle > > Zippy: " I can, I'm the best plucker here." > George: " And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy? " > Zippy: " Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft." > Geoffrey: " Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." > > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter. > > Freddy: " We could hear you all banging away" > Rod: " Banging can be fun." > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and > Freddy." > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging > away?" > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you > like to play with my maracas?" > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." > George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is." > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." > George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to > play with it." > > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And > remember, > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song." > > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all > day." > [/QUOTE]
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