Right lol yester morning there was this green insect thing on the bathroom window, it had a hard shell and was mad as fk with tentacles lol. So I flicked it away thinking I had killed the effegy . Anyway Dannster spotted it on our cold tap this morn and txtd me later on from his mams and said did you see that mad green thing on the tap lol well I said no but I told him of the previous days strange insect related experience. So right, I goes in the bathroom before and its on the cold tap lol so I trapped it and put it in a box. It is now our pet. Dannster has probably consulted many insect related manuals and manuscripts to ID this strange beast, anyhow after much research he has told me its species name is a micro frog roach! So I have named it Fergal. I have put a label on its house and it lives on the top of the washing machine in the bathroom. N its fkin ace. Ive put a hole in the box so it can breathe and that but dont know what it eats but we'll think about that later, might give it that pie that butty left in our freezer for remy his dog but remy dint get round to eating it. Right so heres some pics of Fergal chillin in his house. PS hes rare as fk and dead mad but a dead good pet