Mad as fk - Fergal the micro frog roach!

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ste huxley

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Right lol yester morning there was this green insect thing on the bathroom window, it had a hard shell and was mad as fk with tentacles lol. So I flicked it away thinking I had killed the effegy:eek: . Anyway Dannster spotted it on our cold tap this morn and txtd me later on from his mams and said did you see that mad green thing on the tap lol well I said no but I told him of the previous days strange insect related experience. So right, I goes in the bathroom before and its on the cold tap lol so I trapped it and put it in a box. It is now our pet. Dannster has probably consulted many insect related manuals and manuscripts to ID this strange beast, anyhow after much research he has told me its species name is a micro frog roach! So I have named it Fergal. I have put a label on its house and it lives on the top of the washing machine in the bathroom. N its fkin ace. Ive put a hole in the box so it can breathe and that but dont know what it eats but we'll think about that later, might give it that pie that butty left in our freezer for remy his dog but remy dint get round to eating it. Right so heres some pics of Fergal chillin in his house. PS hes rare as fk and dead mad but a dead good pet:king:

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that is a Pallomena prasina... not actually that rare!!! found mainly on pondish like plants and camouflage well with leaves.......due to its shape, feeds mainly on greenfly.....quitre usefull as greenfly are shite...more comonly known as a greenshield bug and a member of the sheild bug family :p :p

rather creepy when ur out fishing and they crawl on you... but hey.. i gotta know summat :confused:
 

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Haha, loving it - especiallly the "Rare as fuck" bit - get it on eBay :D

Bring it to hazy next month, we'll have a ball me old pedigree chum :fekked: :fekked: :fekked:

Why Fergal btw?! :cops:
 

blue jammer

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Has it eaten owt yet?

Ste looked like he'd been bitten by sommat the other day, and our bathroom carpet monster almost had him :cops: :crazy:
 

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Update on Fergal

Well a couple of days ago he was on his back, he had copped off with a bit of fluff lol, but they must have done the nudge nudge wink wink and then falled asleep together. Well Ive just checked now and they are still in the same position, so theyve either had another marathon shagging session in the last 2 days while Ive been asleep or they are both dead!

He is called Fergal simply beause I was gonna choose Ferdinand but Ferdinands generally goto them posh schools called Eaton etc and this creature so I am told by the insect manuscripts that Dannster consulted didnt, he went to a nunnery school for male insects

I will report as when things happen or not as the case maybe, if nowt does happen and I can bov'd to write another report I will make summat up dead wacky :cops:
 

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DJJAMIII said:
that is a Pallomena prasina... not actually that rare!!! found mainly on pondish like plants and camouflage well with leaves.......due to its shape, feeds mainly on greenfly.....quitre usefull as greenfly are shite...more comonly known as a greenshield bug and a member of the sheild bug family :p :p

rather creepy when ur out fishing and they crawl on you... but hey.. i gotta know summat :confused:

feckin hell jam spoil stees fun :mad:

TW@T :p


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