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im bored n so thought i would make my own animal up. just like blue peter you can join in at home too.

anyways heres my animal

Animal Name: 

Flidget

Brief Description:

Well its a cross between a flea n a midget

Places you will find this species:

Usually the flidget likes to dwell on the underside of bridges around the M60 ring road region, tell tale signs of a flidget infestation would be a) buzzing in a height reduced manner, b) the left over excrement (that they havent ate) they enjoy rubbing on the side of the bridges, leaving there 'tag'. or c) gabba music (flidgets are big fans of gabba)

Diet:

Flidgets live off a diet of typhoo tea, dust and there own poo. A firm favourite of the flidget is all 3 mixed together and sandwiched within the biscuit area of a jammy dodger.

Notes:

If you come across a flidget, do not attempt to use fly spray on them. This will only make things worse as it is like giving chicken to a gremlin after midnight. Instead sooth them away with the sounds of jean michelle jarre in D minor. Buzzin. Literally