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wow, this is like OSA Pokemon! haha


Animal Name: 

Meeeeeeflop


Brief Description:

A cat-bunny (or a cat wearing bunny ears *cough cough*)


Places you will find this species:

Hopping and scratching its way across the very rare green areas between Man Uni and Man Met. Whilst aiming to appear timid, this creature will strike out if provoked by a condescending student type at the call of 'awwww'. This is due to the fact that the Meeeeflop is battling with issues of mixed sexual identity - being the classic sexual predator and 'miaaaooowww' catty image, alongside the cute and innocently hopping and bopping away rabbit style of sexual games. 


Diet:

The Meeeeflop has befriended the mice of Manchester........and cannot eat cat food because this often contains (shhh, say it quietly - bits of rabbit). So it just eats leftover student takeaway bits, Gillian McKeith would almost definatley blame the meeeeflops bad mood on this disgraceful diet.


Notes:

Just pull its ears off and it'll be a normal cat again?! :|