Jiglo said:I was talking to a girl last week that thought men only masturbate about once a month lol
was she blow up, plastic & have long just permed hair?? I knew u'd been down to see shooms without lettin anyone else in on it
Men and big telly's.
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was she blow up, plastic & have long just permed hair?? I knew u'd been down to see shooms without lettin anyone else in on it
Jiglo said:Only on special occasions these days though
Just make do with the once a day usually like most other men
I know I'm gonna regret askin this but............
What do u class as a special occaision that would mean u wank 2/3 a day instead of once
Jiglo said:Like when i'm arguing/debating with you, it get's me all hot under me underpants
by under ur underpants u mean ur brown ring don't u
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Jiglo's comin out
he wants the world to know...........
i was after a new telly for my bedroom and i managed to erm.......aquire a lovely Bang & Olufsen tv with mega ace sound quality, and its sitting pretty at the end of my bed
i had a shitty portable at first but then going to this mean mofo its just like being in the cinema
wouldnt mind a nice big feck off lcd tv to hang on me wall in the living room,
i had a shitty portable at first but then going to this mean mofo its just like being in the cinema
wouldnt mind a nice big feck off lcd tv to hang on me wall in the living room,
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My mum n dad have got a 42" plasma, its fkin massive! Its the 1st thing you notice when you go in the front room. Like you go in the front room door n theres a 15foot Jeremy Kyle right in front of your eye lids
. There gonna get a 32" I think next.
. There gonna get a 32" I think next.gawd... 15 foot jeremy kyle... the stuff of nightmares.
you must be praying kilroy doesn't turn up back on the box.
you must be praying kilroy doesn't turn up back on the box.
Cos the wall that would hold the projector, opposite the screen, has a nice huge abstracty painting thingy on canvas that i took ages to do. And its looks nice, so its staying.Shooms said:Get a projector you poof
blue jammer said:
yeh, neither do i..... i thought the pitch was split into 3 parts!
any hoo, sorry to go off on a tangent, we've got some 42" plasma attatched to our wall in out livin room which is ok, but i'm not too arsed about it!
Someone did point out when they came round a while ago that they'd love to watch porn on it! lol like cinema porn!
