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More ebay madness lollllll
- Thread starter OldskoolDazed (al)
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lol snak i got outbid. cant afford over 5 n half ton. i could get a live in hooker from salford for that with big fek off fat gold chain and wolla voice included in the price
Shooms
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LMAO !!!
Sent the seller a question:
no sorry. no digital camera. 8/10 on god day. 2/10 in morning
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 11:57 AM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> do you have a recent photo ?
> --------------------
>
>
> Question from: backbydopedemand
> Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR SALE
> Seller: angela6320
> Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> Price: Currently £555.00
> To view the item, go to:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
>
Sent the seller a question:
no sorry. no digital camera. 8/10 on god day. 2/10 in morning
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 11:57 AM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> do you have a recent photo ?
> --------------------
>
>
> Question from: backbydopedemand
> Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR SALE
> Seller: angela6320
> Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> Price: Currently £555.00
> To view the item, go to:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
>
most skilled, you should see her with a duster and mop!!
----- Original Message -----
From: <butty@pianoheaven.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:03 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> whats she like with a hoover mate
> --------------------
>
>
> Question from: buttyoldskool
> Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR SALE
> Seller: angela6320
> Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> Price: Currently £555.00
> To view the item, go to:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
>
>
>
> Visit eBay, The World's Online Marketplace TM at http://www.ebay.co.uk
----- Original Message -----
From: <butty@pianoheaven.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:03 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> whats she like with a hoover mate
> --------------------
>
>
> Question from: buttyoldskool
> Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR SALE
> Seller: angela6320
> Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> Price: Currently £555.00
> To view the item, go to:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
>
>
>
> Visit eBay, The World's Online Marketplace TM at http://www.ebay.co.uk
Jamie Oliver
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:13 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> ive heard she good with the old hoover and a whizz with a duster & mop but
whats her cooking like?
>
> Delia Smith or Rusty Lee?
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:13 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> ive heard she good with the old hoover and a whizz with a duster & mop but
whats her cooking like?
>
> Delia Smith or Rusty Lee?
heres another for ya..................
can't close the auction early for that price. sorry.
she keeps herself lovely.
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> right so i know shes good round the house, with a mop and that and shes
jamie oliver in the kitchen but whats her bad habits? does she keep herself
clean and that???
>
> also what price would u close the auction early at? i would pay 1000 to
close now if you supplied a gag so i couldnt hear her gobbing on
can't close the auction early for that price. sorry.
she keeps herself lovely.
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> right so i know shes good round the house, with a mop and that and shes
jamie oliver in the kitchen but whats her bad habits? does she keep herself
clean and that???
>
> also what price would u close the auction early at? i would pay 1000 to
close now if you supplied a gag so i couldnt hear her gobbing on
she does have a tendency to screech a bit when she gets excited. And she has
got some peculiar cockney sayings, unlike anything you've ever heard on
eastenders
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:45 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> 2000??? come on she must have some bad habits?
got some peculiar cockney sayings, unlike anything you've ever heard on
eastenders
----- Original Message -----
From: <sophie.elizabethjohnson@virgin.net>
To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:45 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> 2000??? come on she must have some bad habits?
don't know what's she's gonna do
when ebay charges her a bomb in fees. there's gonna be trouble for the winning bidder.
when ebay charges her a bomb in fees. there's gonna be trouble for the winning bidder.
check it out read from bottom to top
Well I bought her on an internet auction room some months back, so really
she is mine to do with as I wish
----- Original Message -----
From: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
To: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 2:04 PM
Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> thought you were going to get killed by her. she was up for this? to go
and
> stay somewhere for how long?
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> To: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:56 PM
> Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
>
>
> > I know. The buggers have ended it . Apparently you're not allowed to
sell
> > people on eBay. What a shock!!!
> > As to what I was going to do when the auction finished... well I was
going
> > to send her on the train to the winners address. What did you think I
was
> > going to do???
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > To: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:52 PM
> > Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> >
> >
> > > they've taken it off. what were you planning to do when the auction
was
> > > over?
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > To: <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:30 PM
> > > Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> > >
> > >
> > > > yes but I will have made about £500 profit
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > > To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:15 PM
> > > > Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > lol. what u gonna do when this auction ends? do u realise you'll
owe
> > > ebay
> > > > about £40
> > > > > --------------------
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Question from: cometogether2
> > > > > Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR
SALE
> > > > > Seller: angela6320
> > > > > Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> > > > > Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> > > > > Price: Currently £575.00
> > > > > To view the item, go to:
> > > > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Visit eBay, The World's Online Marketplace TM at
> http://www.ebay.co.uk
Well I bought her on an internet auction room some months back, so really
she is mine to do with as I wish
----- Original Message -----
From: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
To: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 2:04 PM
Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> thought you were going to get killed by her. she was up for this? to go
and
> stay somewhere for how long?
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> To: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:56 PM
> Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
>
>
> > I know. The buggers have ended it . Apparently you're not allowed to
sell
> > people on eBay. What a shock!!!
> > As to what I was going to do when the auction finished... well I was
going
> > to send her on the train to the winners address. What did you think I
was
> > going to do???
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Nathan Davis" <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > To: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:52 PM
> > Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> >
> >
> > > they've taken it off. what were you planning to do when the auction
was
> > > over?
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Angela Powell" <angela.powell@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > To: <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:30 PM
> > > Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> > >
> > >
> > > > yes but I will have made about £500 profit
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: <nathandavis@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > > To: <ap001f4496@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 1:15 PM
> > > > Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3410253613
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > lol. what u gonna do when this auction ends? do u realise you'll
owe
> > > ebay
> > > > about £40
> > > > > --------------------
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Question from: cometogether2
> > > > > Title of item: SMALL, GOBBY, BLONDE COCKNEY GIRL FOR
SALE
> > > > > Seller: angela6320
> > > > > Starts: 30-Mar-03 18:32:10 BST
> > > > > Ends: 09-Apr-03 18:32:10 BST
> > > > > Price: Currently £575.00
> > > > > To view the item, go to:
> > > > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3410253613
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Visit eBay, The World's Online Marketplace TM at
> http://www.ebay.co.uk
just recieved from her
JUST KIDDIN'
I WOULD HAVE CLOSED IT EARLY TO PREVENT EBAY CHARGING ME.
AS TO THE GIRL I WAS SELLING, SHE IS REAL BUT IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT SHE WAS FOR SALE.
SHE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
BUT IT MADE OVER 7000 PEOPLE LAUGH, SO IT WAS WORTH THE 15P I PAID TO LIST IT.
I DID FIND IT QUITE DISTURBING THAT 27 PEOPLE BID AND THAT SOMEONE WAS WILLING TO PAY £575 FOR HER. I THOUGHT I'D BE LUCKY TO GET A FIVER, BUT WOULD ACTUALLY PAY SOMEONE TO TAKE HER OFF MY HANDS.
HOPE YOU LAUGHED AS MUCH AS I HAVE.
THANKS AND BEST WISHES
ANGELA
JUST KIDDIN'
I WOULD HAVE CLOSED IT EARLY TO PREVENT EBAY CHARGING ME.
AS TO THE GIRL I WAS SELLING, SHE IS REAL BUT IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT SHE WAS FOR SALE.
SHE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
BUT IT MADE OVER 7000 PEOPLE LAUGH, SO IT WAS WORTH THE 15P I PAID TO LIST IT.
I DID FIND IT QUITE DISTURBING THAT 27 PEOPLE BID AND THAT SOMEONE WAS WILLING TO PAY £575 FOR HER. I THOUGHT I'D BE LUCKY TO GET A FIVER, BUT WOULD ACTUALLY PAY SOMEONE TO TAKE HER OFF MY HANDS.
HOPE YOU LAUGHED AS MUCH AS I HAVE.
THANKS AND BEST WISHES
ANGELA
Shooms
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lol. Class thread/ auction!!!! Nath - I can't beleive you got into an e-mail convo with the girl doing the auction - quality !!!!
The thing that worries me tho is what on earth was Alan looking for on e-bay to find such an auction in the first place !!!
