more q's

[claire]

hi

sort of staying on the same track as red mancunians questionaire i have a couple if peeps dont mind

whats the weirdest thing you have seen in a club

mine would have to be 10 lads playing a 5 a side soccer game at the back of bowlers with no ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont ask

what does everybody do for a living

im a marketing & administration co ordinator for a dental company wow i sound really posh!!!!!!!! im not though just a mad old skool babe


Thanks

Claire

 

[Tigger]

Craziest thing I ever saw happened a fair few years back at an allnighter at a club called the empire in Morecambe.

I was very messy and it was getting on into the small hours of the morning. One of my mates came legging it up to me and tells me there's someone I've got to meet - he takes me to the side of the stage and there's a guy with long hair and a beard in a white robe sat in the beam of a light with smoke making patterns in it.

"Andy, meet Jesus!"


ARGH my putty head couldn't take it!!!!

 

[Hutty]

Funniest thing ever hmmmmmmm. Pretty easy saw Justin Robertson in his early days play ARK when they had a nite in Preston. FEEL now @ the uni! He dropped HYPER GO GO "High" and came out of the dj box 2 dance 2 it! His head was that far up his arse the tune finished he carried on dancing and it took him about 30 seconds to realise that he was actually DJing!! Also saw MC HYPE come on stage @ Dreamscape at the SANCTUARY and walk straight off it by accident in2 the crowd. It was like a panto scene that u c on You've been framed!!!

 

[butty]

the maddest thing i seen at a club must have been at a highly succesful northern old skool night a couple of years ago, a mate of ours came and it was the first time he indulged and we lost him for a bit and found him a bit later - hed foned himself an ambulance lol all he was doin was rushin goaddamit, i remember tryin 2 explain to the ambulance dood that he was only rushin and hel b right

erm n for a livin i do this place that place the other place and sum other stuff

 

[Red Mancunian]

Weirdest thing I saw probably wouldn't faze me nowadays, but it screwed my head big time back when I was 17...

Was working in Brighton, and had only just arrived there, not realising that half the population are gay.

First night out in a nightclub, went to the toilets and there's this geezer wearing a pink tutu checking his hair in the mirror (in a proper girly fashion).

It wasn't fancy dress, it was his 'going out' clobber.

What amazed me was that no-one else gave 'him' a second look. I remember just stading there, in a trance thinking 'where the fekk am I?'.

I've grown up a bit now though, so I'm used to seeing grown hairy men walking around in pink tutu's.

 

[fugjostle]

Maddest Thing Ever:

Lying to CID inside wigan pier... they asked me for drugs and sent them on a wild goose chase following really mad descriptions of people When they came back they asked me if I'd taken any drugs and I told them I'd had 7 e's and they started to look after me *lol*

Job thingy:

I'm a penetration tester for a bank.

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Fug

 

[Phil]

Another good thread!...

Wierdest moments in clubland...

Some gal bouncing up and down in a santa hat in the Gallery one night during xmas 91 shouting repeatedly "Blue Monkey, it'll never close!!"... (?!!! erm sorry love, you got the wrong club!)

Me at one of the earlier Dreamscapes (Hull) shouting at the top of my voice "fekkin come on!"... (I was rather "gone"), and loads of people going "woooooeeeewwww". Wouldn't have been so bad, had it not've been about 9:30. :$ :$

An entire gang of people dancing and singing "Beans on Toast" to KWS' "Please don't go" - fekkin mad that!. I seriously questioned my sanity that night!

Waterfights in the bogs at the Gal !!!. Mental!.

{pattern emerging here isn't there?! - Well, Pete Tong once did describe it as "the maddest place on earth!"}. IT WAS!

Aaaah.. memories!. Top threaddage people, keep up with the good stuff!.

 

[dannster]

Wierdest thing I ever seen was in Ibiza - This lad was off his head dead dead bad and he had just been run over. He was wearin a white T shirt and there was a big Tyre mark across his chest. He goes to me - "You have to fuKkin watch em over here mate there fukkin mad I ve just been run over - fukkin bastards" His arm was also broken but he didnt seem that bothered!

I was totally googalised by this point - couldnt believe my eyes / ears /

Maddest sight ever!

 

[Taff]

Maddest thing i've ever seen was in Angels Burnley at the bar... it was very packed and all ya could see was the top of peoples heads, then some one decided to stick there arms in the air and had both hands touching the low roof.. but the thing that really pickled my head was this twat had put shoes on his hands and a pair of socks...LOL! it looked as though someone was walking on the roof because ya couldn't see the rest of his body... everybody was staring like mad thinking they were tripping badly..!

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

There have been so many mad and strange moments during my 10 year long cubbing career. I remember watching this guy trying to light his cigarette the wrong way round at Bowlers and spend a few mins trying to smoke it, I watched him for a while and then intervined and turned his cigarette round for him!!

I have been involved in many a game of invisable cricket, tennis and football at Bowlers. We had a really good game going when there was the power cut that time!!

As for my job well I work at a college as a Learning Mentor and am in charge of delivering safer sex tutorials to the entire college!! I am also traning to become a lecturer.

 

[butty]

As for my job well I work at a college as a Learning Mentor and am in charge of delivering safer sex tutorials to the entire college!!

no ways i didnt know u did that for a livin chuk, does that mean u teach people how to bone? like that kama sutra bloke lol

 

[sweet sensation]

One of the maddest things I can remember was in The Pleasuredrome in Birkenhead. We were all sitting in the chillout room when one of my mates though it would be funny to set the fire extinguisher off, not realsing it was one of those yelow powder ones

I have never seen such a scene of utter chaos before, everyone was running and screaming clambering over everyone to get out whilst choking, people were falling over, stamping on peoples heads..all in an effort to get free !! :| You couldnt see anything, just yellow stuff everywhere, all my clothes were now yellow...:S it was mad and quite scary and hence my mate got kicked out and banned for a month !! Silly cow !!

Sweet xx

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

Something like that butty!! I have lots of cool stuff for my tutorials like 12 comdom demonstrators which are rubber erect willies!!

Don't really teach the students to 'bone' but I teach them to do it safely!!!

 

[butty]

Something like that butty!! I have lots of cool stuff for my tutorials like 12 comdom demonstrators which are rubber erect willies!!

Don't really teach the students to 'bone' but I teach them to do it safely!!!

lol i had visions of u sat next to em watchin em intently goin "move yer leg that way a bit, thats right" lol

ps i dont need teachin nowt im strong like bull

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

lol i had visions of u sat next to em watchin em intently goin "move yer leg that way a bit, thats right" lol

ps i dont need teachin nowt im strong like bull

So I've heard!!! I might get you to come in and share your skills with some of my groups!!

 

[butty]

So I've heard!!! I might get you to come in and share your skills with some of my groups!!

lol well just give me a shout when im needed chuk n il b there cock in hand

lol

 

[fugjostle]

hehe.. nice job claire

I couldn't do it cause I still chuckle at rude words

"hehehe... she said penis"

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Fug "2 pumps and a squirt" Jostle

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

I know what you mean!! I have had to come up with some quick one liners to keep the male students in their places!!
Am getting used to talking about posh wanking, willies,genital warts ect ect!!!

 

[sirius]

so whats a posh wank then? is that when youre rich enough to have a maid do it for u ?? lol :$

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

:S Its wanking with a condom on!!!